Steve Newbold

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

Now United have signed Onana, we should probably sell Maguire for his own safety. #mufc

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@MartinSLewis Who do you think “big tech” is? This stuff can be done by a 12 year old in his bedroom with freely available open source software.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

As a bit of a floating voter who has voted Lib Dem in the last couple of Elections (more due to not being able bring myself to vote for the others) my question is… Where the fuck are the Lib Dems??? @LibDems

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

Says something when the crossbar has been our best player tonight. #mufc #ChampionsLeague

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@BBCNews what is the fascination with using the phrase ‘jabs in arms’? Can’t you just say vaccinations? If you put off a single nervous person with this cloddish phrase it would be very unfortunate.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@FernBrady Something that puts you off marriage is what other people post on social media? I see shit ton of pictures of cakes but don’t let it influence whether I want to eat one or not.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@RichardAyoade my kid has just pointed you out on Catchphrase and told his little sister “that’s the guy who plays Onion.” Just wanted you to know all your hard work had paid off.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@ThePianoGuys hi guys. Recent events have somewhat messed up my plans for my wife’s 40th birthday on the 14th. Any chance of a quick video message from you guys to help brighten her day? She’s a big fan.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

#bojosaysno #coronavirus

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

Eva doing the #joewicks P.E. Lesson. Thanks Joe! Ps. We are arranging gofundme acvkunt to get you some furniture! Keep up the good work.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@SucculentSalam1 @UKLabour @LibDems Wow. You really have a chip on your shoulder don’t you? Funnily though I life in a part of the UK where my opinion actually does matter. Hope you do too, otherwise all that hatred and bile will be for fuck all. Have a nice day.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

#bbcqtdebate as soon as I get close to perhaps being able to vote @UKLabour in my tight constituency, either Corbyn or some other MP opens their mouth on TV and means in just can’t vote for them. @LibDems will get my vote. #stevenage

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@neverheardofher Well unfortunately Labourclooks like they’ve messed it up so much I may never be able to.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

#bbcqtdebate hang on. So you’ll vote for Brexit but only if it’s good for your constituents? Well what if we think Brexit is bad for the country as a whole?

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

It’s almost impressive, how after being presented with open goal after goal, #Labour and #JeremyCorbyn manage manage to hoof it over the bar every time. #LabourConference2019

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@lner please can you ask “Craig” on the 18:33 train to Bradford to keep announcements to a minimum. Boy that guy likes the sound of his own voice.

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@BorisJohnson needs a lesson on statistics I think. You don’t spend billions preparing for a one in a million scenario. Even 100-1, you’d probably chance it. #brexit no deal is much more likely than this or stop wasting our money on preparing for it. #madeupodds

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

Haha, good one. Now where’s the proper final episode where some actual stuff happens. #GOTFinale #got #shouldhavestayedinbed

[Steve Newbold @stevenewbold]

@RichardDawkins As a film maker, I’d generally advise not to read about the plot first. Makes all the exposition seem very clunky. A second watch is often a great way to appreciate nuances of the plot.