StevenNotForPresident

Dad, Cherokee/Shawnee, blue dot in a red sea, SWOSU Alumni

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure.

The male fly swoops down next to her and says, “Excuse me love, but is this stool taken?”

[StevenNotForPresident @stevens51436]

@ThunderMuse_ 😢

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I do this too often....

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Guilty

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

just watched my dog squeak a ball for 15 minutes and thought “wow dogs are so easily entertained.” Then I realized I just watched my dog squeak a ball for 15 minutes.

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Sounds accurate

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

My grandson asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, I told him I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.

🤖 😭

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

A visual representation of the healing power of time.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Listen here, autocorrect, I am getting a bit tired of your shirt.

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Got a good rain last night! #FarmLife #Rain #RuralOklahoma

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

German sausage jokes are just the wurst

[cow @cowincrisis]

they should replace the reflecting pool with a field of cows

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True story!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals: Eating vegetables,
Staying home, Taking a nap, Going to bed early.

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🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

People are climbing mountains & zip lining & I'm feeling good I got my leg through my underwear without falling down.

[cow @cowincrisis]

moo means i love you in cow

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😂

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Sheesh

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Today marks 10 years since my precious son went home to Heaven.
We miss his presence every single day—his laughter, his energy, and the way he lit up every room. The happy memories we shared still bring smiles through the tears, and we hold them close.

[Psyche Wizard @PsycheWizard]

💪💪🔥🔥🔥

[StevenNotForPresident @stevens51436]

Finally got a good rain! Definitely needed.