Steven Sites

[Steven Sites @stevensites]

@skupor MCPS just changed from a delay to closed. Just saying 👀

[Steven Sites @stevensites]

Does anyone else miss when our government was professional

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

If you hate America, you have no business demanding to live in America.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

you cannot immediately unlove what you loved unless you never loved it anyway.

[Steven Sites @stevensites]

@LeahRemini did you see the DC metro buses have ads for Dianetics on them now? The fuck is this?????

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no

[Steven Sites @stevensites]

@Safeway PLEASE validate this extremely specific childhood memory. Was there a Safeway Select cherry lemon lime soda in the 90s? I've found similarly branded cans for other flavors but no one mentions the cherry lemon lime anywhere and it was my favorite 😭

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties!

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Shutting down the United States House of Representatives to avoid a vote on the Epstein matter should cause everyone to recalibrate their conspiracy meter from like a 6 out of 10 to 8.5 out of 10.

[👩🏼‍⚕️🩺🍷 @scrubsandsauv]

Remember when people thought Wayfair was trafficking kids? What happened with that? Are they still selling the dresser named Anthony for $12k?

[Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT]

epstein files in a nutshell

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

I’m genuinely curious what you thought was going to happen

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming

[Steven Sites @stevensites]

I just hope you find some peace

[Steven Sites @stevensites]

The way I reflexively thought of @Joshbroown when Alan Wake 2 physical copies were just announced