Steve Polkowski

I am a teacher and love soccer more than most things. If I am not in the classroom, I am on a soccer field or watching a hockey game.

[Negative Dave @neg_dave]

Color commentator analysis skill levels:

Tony Romo - Calls plays before they happen. Points things out after plays before they can even cue up a replay.
Troy Aikman - Gets most of the players' names right. Sometimes knows what down it is.
Mike Greenlay FSN - Sucks

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

@nhanson19 @KwikTrip How about sitting in your car spraying windshield wiper spray till you can see just enough... to drive down the road and have it freeze

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

@RussosFilter I’ll be the guy in the Broten jersey

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

I like my chances #chsuglyshirtthursday

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

This is what happens when your homeroom student wins a trophy... #chsuglyshirtthursday

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

@BPBroadcaster I don’t watch baseball but that would make the twins interesting. Lose Mauer and Mollitor and pick up Guillen and bring back AJ Pierzinski... people will watch

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

Congrats to ESS and Greyhound legend Anna Mayer (@roflcopter2314) on her first career college shutout! Building the Duluth to @GriffonSoccer pipeline! #GriffUp

[Nate Hanson @nhanson19]

Can a team “sweep” another team if they tied in one of the two matchups they play against each other.

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

I’m taking donations to buy a one way flight for Clay Matthews to anywhere that that the packers can’t play. #cuthim #delta

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

6-3 at halftime... this is sure to help NFL ratings.

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

@SteveRickstrom @ShannonSams1 Is it me or does the doughnut look like it’s sweating? That doughnut must be located in the math/social wing. #weneedac

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

The Winnipeg Jets flight diverted to Duluth, but it’s not because of weather. They just want to play the best hockey team in the state. #umdbulldogs #nationalchamps

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

Well looks like I win!!! I think I owe donuts to everybody that copied me... don’t care!!! LETS GO BULLDOGS!!!

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

Here are the Polkowski homeroom picks for tonight’s national championship. Funny, nobody picked the Goophers! @UMDMensHockey LETS GO BULLDOGS!!!

[Eagan Girls Soccer @EHSgirlsfutball]

Setting up corner kicks are tough🤣 #neverforget

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

@GopherHockey @lou_nanne Coming from the same guy that said Edina would route Duluth East a few years back... how did that work for you? #YoureThe6thBestTeamInTheState

[Brandon Mileski @BrandonMileski]

All-Time Hockey Jersey Power Rankings:

10. Buffalo Sabres
9. Colorado College
8. Minnesota North Stars
7. Quebec Nordiques
6. Iceland from Mighty Ducks 2
5. Cloquet Lumber Jacks
4. University of Maine
3. University of Michigan
2. Hartford Whalers
1. Sweden

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

@CHS_Lumberjacks Was there ever any doubt? Hexum couldn’t bribe her way to the finals... #rookiemove #betterlucknexttime #iamtheunderdog

[Steve Polkowski @stevepolkowski]

Stick tap to Hermantown’s Blake Biondi. Good game, better post game interview. Giving a shoutout to section opponent Greenway. That’s classy, well done young man.