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[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

I'm against doing this, but it'd be interesting to conduct an experiment: Have people of different appearances eliminate a number of top CEOs and see how the Internet reacts to each.

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@murrman5 @nafmcpodcast Bad Santa, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

[Bryan Gottlieb @BryanGo]

The year is 2032. You sit down to play your first match ever on the Post Malone Pro Tour. You flip a Post Malone album. “Post” you call in the air. It comes up Post Malone.

“I’ll Pre Malone” you say.

You draw your opener. No Posts. “I’ll Maloneigan.”

[Plague Inc. @NdemicCreations]

Official Plague Inc. Statement - we fully support the building of a new international airport in Greenland. #plagueinc

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@MayaHatashi @Gresdak That's what I tell him all the time!

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

I actually find it delightful to walk through the parking lot to return my shopping cart because it reminds me of my moral perfection

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@murrman5 @nafmcpodcast John Carpenter's The Thing, Alien, Annihilation

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@klug_alters One of the X of Marit Lage cards, I'm pretty sure. I think the red one. Curse?

[Eric Klug @klug_alters]

Auction is up. https://t.co/2M7wDi3fVR

[Vinny @SupahGassy]

Pro tcg tip: Next time you think about that one misplay that cost you your win and in at a regional try to remember all the other people who misplayed in their win and ins. You can't, can you? That's because you're the worst player ever. No one else would have made that misplay.

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@Gresdak @DBelardoMD I've had pain in the left side of my stomach for ~ 7 years, seen 6 doctors,CT scan cost me $500 out of pocket, probably $800 total trying to get it diagnosed. So far the only information I've gotten is "oh that's weird." I get going to a quack who promises relief. I really do.

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@Undomian Weird. I got one too

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@Gresdak Greg. No.

[Eric Klug @klug_alters]

Mike Mignola's Abe Sapien as Thassa's Oracle. Referenced after the cover of ‘Abe Sapien Volume 1: The Drowning.’

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@Mengu09 This happened to me in vintage once. I copied my opponent's True-Name with Metamorph while he was at 4 life and had a Lord of Atlantis out.

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@ghirapurigears Monty Python ones were the first I ever bought, I was legitimately excited to play with them. First magic product in years I was excited for. Sat on my phone for an hour to get the stupid things, now I don't want to open them. Just seems irresponsible to do anything but sell them

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@Gresdak If you're moving that way, Allentown >>>> Lancaster, and it's not that much further

[¿connor? @pleasekeeplying]

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF PENNSYLVANIA

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@imdanielholt Breath of Fire 3 fishing. It's so good and so relaxing. The PSP release even has an option on the main menu to just play the fishing mini-game.