Steve Scott

Creative Director. Writer. Drummer who no longer drums.

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Thanksgiving is the Gen X of holidays.

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Do you know what makes me sad for young people today? They’ll never know the joy of being in the car, jamming out to the radio with the windows down, and pulling up to a red light next to someone else who is doing the same thing to the same song. #trueconnections

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Someone forgot to roll my dog back an hour for the time change. #DaylightSavingTime #DaylightSavingsTimeSucks

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My girlfriend likes no pulp orange juice but I really like pulpy orange juice. So we compromise and get no pulp orange juice. #relationships

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Whenever I’m feeling overly confident or too full of myself, I go see my dental hygienist. She always knows how to put me back in my place.

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I have a confession to make. I buy the Sharing Size bag of Caramel M&Ms. And then I don't share them.

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Pro tip: using egg nog in place of coffee creamer is not as delicious as you might think. #coffee #creamer #Eggnog #fail

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Just gave some of my precious lifeblood for Hawkeye’s Day of Good.  And I’d do it again. (But not for 8 weeks per Red Cross guidelines.) #hawkeyeagency #HawkeyeSleevesUp

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Just signed up to donate blood for Hawkeye's Day of Good! I like to give 'til it hurts. #HawkeyeSleevesUp

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@KrisChoma You can always tell someone is an old-timer when they still use the word "chyron." 😆

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I think the biggest thing that separates the younger segment of the population from the older segment of the population is the ability to understand memes. #Memes

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@dallashmiles @latimes I did! Dave is a national treasure. He must be protected at all costs.

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My girlfriend’s favorite thing to do is not say a word to me for at least 45 minutes, then start a conversation as I get up to go do something else.

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Beth has been a lifesaver for us. We did lots of research and preparation before getting our Golden Retriever puppy, but even still, were completely caught off guard by the level of energy and destructiveness our... https://t.co/gdvscgkDdl

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There are many things that separate me from the millennials and even younger generations, but nothing so much as the blank stares I receive in response to my absolutely brilliant references to things like Three's Company, Fantasy Island and Love Boat. #awkward

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Should I be worried about this? #soconfused #dontknowhowtofeel

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Newest pet peeve: people who say “sesh” instead of session. Probably the same people who sign emails with “Cheers!”

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If everyone likes dark chocolate so much, how come it’s always the only thing left when you get halfway through the variety pack? #chocolate #chocolatelover #milkchocolateornothing

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@RichNeville I’ma start using that effective immediately.

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@dallashmiles @AngelikaTexas @Fandango Follow up: Fandango reached out with a gesture to make things right. Which was especially nice since my issue wasn't really with them. It was with the theater's poor handling of the situation. Thank you, @Fandango.