Stephen Waugh

I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

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I want to win an optimus 3D http://t.co/TfDtJDL #play3D

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Public transport......the last safe port for the mentally and criminally insane.

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Tuesday is my Friday, day off tomorrow!

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New phone today, I'm back in the 21st century!!

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Check out this #Movember effort to change the face of men's health http://t.co/9MPq2el via @movember

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I'm taking part in Movember this year

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Fine moustachery and immaculate grooming doesn't grow on trees. Pls donate to #Movember: http://uk.movember.com/donate/

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The first visitor to my dealership today. http://tweetphoto.com/34577341

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I cycled the carron shore trail today, now my ass hurts

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@amandacleland omg, even you are sayin magibaaa

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@amandacleland I'm doing really good actually, job is going well and heather and I have never been better since I moved in with her. X

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@amandacleland I'm good doll, been missin your banter! You keepin outta trouble? X

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@amandacleland a little bit of a numpty aren't we? X

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@amandacleland oh doll, how'd you manage that? X

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I'm your friendly neighbourhood car-salesman. Honest.

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@andy_murray #andymurraykit I'd like it cos it's roastin in stirling and I'm couped up in a shirt and tie trying to sell cars! Good luck!

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@amandacleland not a lot doll, just visiting my mum and one of my mates. You been behaving?

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@amandacleland hey doll, how's tricks?

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Correct, I'm gonna get smashed @amandacleland

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@amandacleland not a lot, just getting ready for work (again). 2 weeks til I get a weekend off! First in 6 months.