If I pay for a hotel room at 3 PM, it should be mine until 3 PM the next day. Not 11 AM, not “whenever checkout is.” I’m paying for a full day, not a shortened stay that quietly benefits the hotel more than the guest.
If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?
Here’s me playing the US national anthem at a minor league baseball game in Iowa in 2006 in my Ivory Coast jersey because I was obsessed with Didier Drogba and the team’s story.