Stone Cold Stevo

Strong silent Gary Cooper type

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It’s bullshit that when girls gain weight their boobs get bigger but when I gain weight my dick looks way smaller

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Have to give the interns at my work a talk about chatting with me before 10 am on Mondays with work question. Almost yelled at this guy then remembered he was born in 2007

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Dad just sent me a pictures of ducks in our backyard pool all excited. Hopefully not an indicator they’re gonna fly away and he’s going to spiral mentally

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@gummobeastly Gave a high performer like myself a day off

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Great day to be a white boy in Toronto 😃 🧊

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@notwashedyet Pulled into the bunker then lipped out for par 😖

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Going back to my highschool for my brothers concert. I’m so excited to vape in the washroom you have no idea

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Thursday at the office before a 4 day weekend with a major on. Don’t know if anyone’s ever been more checked out than I am right now

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@DitkasMustache_ Well I mean, he is ……..

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If Brooks could just be an average putter I think he’d be a top 10 player in the world again

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@DitkasMustache_ Off my dick bro

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Tiramisu from scratch with the lady while sipping on White Russian’s #haveanight

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@diablooo6661 I’ll post an update

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@diablooo6661 Have to let it sit in the fridge for 3 hours unfortunately

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My beautiful course is finally open and I’m making my season debut after work today. Been feeling too humble playing these dog shit public course, will be nice to inflate my ego and touch some properly manicured grass

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Knew this day would come but I finally have the chess bug and it’s really cutting into my work

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I’m so retarded I fully thought this said first bump and got caught banger hunting

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Yea I remember mine too what’s the big deal

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Yea I remember mine too what’s the big deal

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UPDATE: Davis got his fist bump 👨🏻👊🥹

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@Israel I have a morning tee time on Saturday and it’s supposed to rain. Can we do something about that?

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Either getting the most unreal Rory collapse ever or have to watch this loser win back to back