KC

perpetually uncomfortable and always in the way. be gay, do crimes. she/her

[KC @stew_pickles_]

might fuck around and

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Cry myself to sleep

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@veryann0yed Keep me updated on the shed, considering I have dibs.

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@veryann0yed I literally brag about you to strangers, so thanks for the talking points. Also, you’re the coolest.

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@veryann0yed Mine used to say “you’re being mean at me, go away!”

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@mi_nerdgirl Cheers to the dodged bullet!!!!

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@fluidfractal Slay 👑

[KC @stew_pickles_]

Me: *brings home a whole turtle*
My parents; “‘no more pets!”
Also my parents: *sends me glamor shots of the turtle*

[KC @stew_pickles_]

My girlfriend just declared the scale “broken” and tossed it in the trash bc she didn’t like the number that popped up.

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@FictionKitty Last one!

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@gianthotdogs The fly itself? nah. The memes that followed? Yeah 🤣 I definitely cackled

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@fluidfractal Omg so gay omg so cute omg I love it

[KC @stew_pickles_]

My preschool kids will be learning all about Native Americans this week. Columbus, who?

[KC @stew_pickles_]

Peg and I just booked a room at the Rainbow Mountain Lodge. So yeah, we’re that kind of gay.

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@gothbr00ks I didn’t:
me too

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

he POISONED our water supply, BURNED our crops, and delivered a PLAGUE unto our houses!!!!!

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@fluidfractal Pal, I’m broke. Don’t hold your breath

[KC @stew_pickles_]

@fluidfractal Right?? Like a billion people in this world and youre up my ass for an unpaid hospital visit??