STEWY

So I'm just going to do some random stuff on here. Le'ggo

[STEWY @stewykins43]

You ever walk out of a job interview and contemplate stripping instead lol

[STEWY @stewykins43]

Please consider supporting Peanut as he does his first popcorn fundraiser through Cub Scouts! TY! @boyscouts #TeamPeanut

Ben W. | Pack 261 https://t.co/D84YWTLaul

[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

Yesterday was a day that will go down in infamy in our family as The Honey Incident: the 3 year old brought a FULL container of honey to her room, opened it, and the 1.5 year old spilled the whole thing and spread it all over the room. I will be reminding them of this until I DIE

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

All bullshit aside, yall reading into this Project 2025 shit??????? They trying to take away everything

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@JennyENicholson This is the same energy as disney throwing a hissy fit over universal having a proposed stop on the train route. Bruh, I'm more likely to hit up both with easier access. If I have to pick, universal is offering more benefits and I'm staying there.

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@DigiAtlas @DraughtJane @JennyENicholson They were able to "save" on the transporters wages/benefits by eliminating the services altogether. Very small bump of savings against profits of the convenience of buying until you leave for the day.

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@scttfrnks Bologna and lasagna were my nemeses (nemesis-es? Nemeisi?).

[STEWY @stewykins43]

Little bit of practice over 15 years and my selfish game is slightly improved 💅

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@Sovereign_Beast Best I got on a screen in one go. My normal handwriting is a blend of print and cursive, becoming more connected when I'm hurried. I'm teaching it to my kids because beyond historical stuff, it's pretty. Sometimes it's fun to write pretty.

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@1prettysami An appetite

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@Violetsrnotblu My dad (63) and partner (36) both kept 2 of theirs with no issues. They have big heads though, more common for amab people to keep some/all of them.

[Thought Provoking Berserker🇭🇺🇪🇺 ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

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[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my kid was upset because I took away her iPad and she was like “ugh! I bet when you were a kid, grandma let you have your iPad!” and I was like…bitch. grandma didn’t even let me have my FEELINGS

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@RachelGlickler Mine will ask what dessert I want for my birthday because the middle of July in the south is rough on buttercream. But whether I want a small cake our family can eat in one sitting, ice cream, cheesecake, pie, fruit, whatever - he makes it happen. None of my exs ever bothered.

[clip @imnotclip]

Why u telling us? Ur literally the president

[Shannon Sanders @ShandersWrites]

PSA: If Terry makes $90k, Taylor makes $60k, and childcare costs $50k,

it is NOT

“Childcare was going to eat up most of Taylor’s salary anyway,”

it IS

“Childcare eats up 1/3 of our household income, ugh this sucks”

Then proceed from there

[Unladylike @Death2Misogyny]

This bear thing has shattered the narrative that women expect men to protect them.

Men cling to this as THE reason that women need them: all their negative shit is balanced by that one time they think they'll protect us.

But we just collectively announced this isn't the case.

[STEWY @stewykins43]

@honeyxcream Are the tourist hours posted anywhere? Like I'd be so fvcking mad if I booked a trip to another continent to see an amazing historical site only to be told "sorry, pleb, there's a private party" like it's the Memphis zoo in TN

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

If I was being eaten by a bear I'd try to get in at least one boop, and that's far more pleasure than a lot of men will ever give a woman.