Simon Davis

Sacked ventriloquist. I can’t say I’m surprised.

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#afc

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#AFC

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@alimaccallum @AS_Goodstuff If he can change, then you can change…we all can change!

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@AS_Goodstuff @alimaccallum I know what you’re doing but it’s social exchanges like ours that train Google’s creative AI platform to put Sol Campbell in cable knit jumpers and act like he’d never seen a camera before, just to sell a phone, ffs. We’re better than this ❤️

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@AS_Goodstuff Here to help 👍

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@TheGlastoThingy He’s wrong about the wi fi

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@wobblyclark No, on the train with dodgy reception!

But, yes…obviously 🤣

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May not be The Lion King, but probably has some standing in the monkey community…#ooh #bfiimax

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@AS_Goodstuff @guardian Yes, but you didn’t hear me complaining about leaders going to the football because it wasn’t a story.

Going to a party at Lebedev’s castle without a security detail- that’s a story.

Being paid to lobby for Greenshill Capital- that’s a story.

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Dear @guardian , now that we’ve got what we wanted and booted the Tories out, can you stop with the weird and petty attacks on Keir Starmer’s privileges and get back to being a reasonably intelligent centre-left read with an editor paying her husband to write a column for it?

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@AS_Goodstuff @guardian When you say democratic press, are you talking about Murdoch, Rothermere, Lebedev, Sheik Mansour or The Scott Trust funded by private equity and venture capitalist funds?

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@AS_Goodstuff @guardian No it doesn’t matter at all and that’s my point…they are nothing stories being treated like crimes against humanity by The Guardian. Does anyone really care if Keir Starmer watches Arsenal from a box, goes to a Taylor Swift concert or accepts gifts of clothes for his wife?

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@alimaccallum @wobblyclark What have we become??

A nation of security-conscious seat movers, that’s what.

Thank goodness we have The Guardian to hold a mirror up to our rapid post-Tory moral debasement and provide stories for The Telegraph to pick up and exaggerate.

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@guardian Appallingly petty bitching about Labour must stop, say most readers of The Guardian

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@wobblyclark Huge! Hopefully Sheik Mansour has a suitably comfortable box for our PM?! 😂

Suspect they’ll be more goals at your gaff on Saturday though…looks tasty!

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@wobblyclark @guardian Exactly!! 😂

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@elonmusk @SFcrowsnest He certainly did, Farmer Jones

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! And now it’s an embarrassing dumpster fire of hate posts, owned by an extreme right wing megalomaniac…yay! #MyXAnniversary