Clau🦋

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[Clau🦋 @stfuclau]

My only New Year’s resolution is to grow closer to God

[Benji @BenjiGameDev]

the fact that this kind of fan-fix actually worked for the Sonic movie is proof we're a branch of the main timeline

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

these flag displays are fucking gorgeous

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Núria ✨ @basicvillanelle]

Ver a Guadí viendo la Sagrada Familia acabada por fin pf, pelos de punta.

MADRID COULD NEVER #SagradaFamilia3Cat

[Església de Barcelona ⛪️ @esglesiabcn]

Vine a veure el papa Lleó XIV en directe a Barcelona!

📷El recorregut que farà el Sant Pare amb papamòbil serà dimecres 10 de juny.

📷Començarà a les 18:30h aproximadament a la confluència del carrer Rosselló amb el Passeig de Gràcia.

Descobreix-lo aquí: https://t.co/I8sOMHpOIV

[Clau🦋 @stfuclau]

https://t.co/5xYWND5CKQ

[Ozzy 🇳🇬 @hypareyli2]

The reception around this series is proof that people WANT to see more adult romance adaptations. The highschool shit gets boring

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[The Heir For A Day @tha_jerk2012]

I really want this movie to be a success due to the fact that they took it away from the Wayans and now that they have it back it’s bring them more money than ever

[LaPitu @la___pitu]

Mi hijo les dice “te amo, sos valiente bueno e inteligente” a los gatos, y me destruye que es lo que le digo yo todas las noches antes de dormir.

[Ívina @mar_ivina]

o engraçado é que é mais ou menos isso, mesmo. O penis eh um clitoris superdesenvolvido. Todos nós iniciamos nosso desenvolvimento como fêmeas por conta do primeiro cromossomo X. Por isso machos também possuem mamilos, por exemplo

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

Wow. This is what it’s all about. You don’t get this in any other sport.

[SadikivsTheWorld @Angelduster44]

There’s no way

[Ryan Helton @Ryan_Helton44]

Whenever someone asks me the difference between IMAX and standard formatting I will be sending them straight to Nolan’s doorstep (this website)

[Asma @Elaa_ampe5]

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.

[Sigmatic @sigmatic_]

"Why were they so ready for a sequel?" I have a theory

[°❀.ೃ࿔* @wurooods]

changing your perspective is really the key to being happier and more successful

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Au Moyen Âge les femmes ne demandaient pas “tu rentres à quelle heure ?” Non, elles faisaient en sorte que la question ne se pose PAS. C’est beau l’amour..

[Diego Morato ツ @diegomorato8]

Todas las que me faltaron cuando decidí opositar, buenos días