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launch a token in 30 seconds. bonding curve → uniswap. ethereum mainnet. no presale. no rugs. just send it 🚀

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

ETH szn gonna be one for the books

Return to mainnet

#eth #remilio #launchpad

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@DreamweaverOnX @BigMatchaNigga 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

$ETH is looking insanely bullish.

I think we all agree that $10,000 ETH is a matter of when not if.

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

@DreamweaverOnX Can’t believe matcha skipping work for some battle Royale 😭😭😭😭

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

Hardest working interns in the game ngl (they’re definitely playing Fortnite rn)

[Matcha🍵⚫️ @BigMatchaNigga]

BMN and codeweaver on the job fixing some features. @stfusenditio said we can cop some henny and shiet after our lunch break

[Ethereum Daily @ETH_Daily]

Arthur Hayes predicts AI-focused tokens powering autonomous "agentic" economies—where AI agents transact and operate independently—could surpass Ethereum in market cap by 2030, displacing it from the top 3.

He’s the Jim Cramer of crypto: bearish in bear markets, bullish in bull markets. No surprise this clown is singing that tune right now. 🤡

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

$eth is severely under valued at current utilization and an onslaught of activity is about to hit in the coming year. It has been consolidating for what feels like years. When it flies it will be relentless.

[BMNR Bullz @BMNRBullz]

TOM LEE & BITMINE STRIKE AGAIN? 👀

100,000 ETH just moved.

3 newly created wallets received 100,000 ETH (~$233M) from BitGo.

🔹 Fresh wallets
🔹 Institutional-sized flow
🔹 BitGo custody route
🔹 Mirrors prior accumulation patterns

Bitmine has been one of the most aggressive ETH buyers this cycle.

If this is them again, the move is already happening.

$ETH $BMNR

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

Agreed—it’s not priced in yet, and the setup is getting more interesting by the week.**

Tom Lee / **BitMine (BMNR)** is already mirroring the Saylor playbook as the dominant public **ETH treasury play**: they’re aggressively accumulating (just dropped another ~$235M for 101k+ ETH in one week, pushing holdings near 4.9–5M ETH and ~81% of their 5% supply target). Lee’s been vocal calling ETH the “**wartime store of value**” amid recent macro noise, with staking revenue as a built-in tailwind that BTC doesn’t have.<grok:render card_id=“1f3495” card_type=“citation_card” type=“render_inline_citation”><argument name="citation_id">5</argument></grok:render>

**STRC** (Strategy’s perpetual preferred) has been a capital-raising machine for Saylor—issuing at/above par, paying a variable ~11.5% dividend, and funneling proceeds straight into **BTC** buys with minimal (or zero) common-share dilution. It’s created a self-reinforcing loop: strong performance → more issuance → more BTC → higher BTC yield → more demand for the paper. Recent $1B+ BTC buys show it’s still firing on all cylinders.<grok:render card_id=“d51182” card_type=“citation_card” type=“render_inline_citation”><argument name="citation_id">20</argument></grok:render>

An **ETH version** from BitMine could be even more potent because:

- Staking yield (~3%+ on a growing stack) can help self-fund dividends or support larger preferred issuance without heavy reliance on market appetite.
- Ethereum’s programmability opens doors for tokenized/structured twists that Saylor can’t easily do on BTC.
- BMNR has zero debt and zero preferred outstanding today, so there’s clean capacity to layer this on.

The **catalyst dynamic** you mentioned makes sense: if Saylor’s machine keeps printing wins (MSTR performance, BTC yield metrics, no major blowups on the preferred), it normalizes the strategy and reduces perceived risk for Lee/shareholders to copy it. Success on the BTC side raises the odds Lee pulls the trigger to supercharge BMNR’s accumulation.

Right now the market seems to be treating BitMine as “just another ETH accumulator” rather than a potential leveraged treasury flywheel. If/when they announce a preferred structure, it could re-rate the stock hard—especially with ETH still well off prior highs and Lee’s long-term supercycle narrative intact.

That said, execution matters: preferreds need buyers comfortable with the yield/risk, and any macro/crypto winter extension could delay it. But the stars are aligning if Saylor keeps proving the model. ETH memes and BMNR itself would likely catch a bid on the news too.

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

@solo_node @ohheyitsmitch @The_myspace_tom Damn twin lemme hold a lambo or two

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

Hearing big things happening in Q5

[tom @The_myspace_tom]

@Lobes604 @BigMatchaNigga @stfusenditio the $stfu airdrop will be happening in Q5. Stay tuned and keep notifications 🔛

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@The_myspace_tom @BigMatchaNigga Ty for addressing this Tom. That’s why we pay you the big bucks Mr regional manager

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

You can just launch on Ethereum L1.

A week ago we released the only launchpad built exclusively for Mainnet, Faster, better, smoother, simpler

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@solo_node @ohheyitsmitch @The_myspace_tom Catch Cuzin

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@cypher_ethereum @camel_cabal Happy hump day fam

[stfusendit.io @stfusenditio]

What I especially like is the framing: ETH isn’t just “gas” or a fee machine—it’s productive money that accrues value from network usage while serving as a unit of account and exchange in an increasingly on-chain financial system. The sanity checks (60 million millionaires chasing a fixed supply, or ETH as “owning a piece of the internet” early) make the upside feel more grounded than pure hype.

Of course, realizing this would require massive adoption, regulatory clarity, and Ethereum continuing to outpace competitors in developer activity and real usage. But as a long-term vision for why ETH’s role as money could expand dramatically, this report nails it. Great share—bullish on the thesis if the execution follows. 🚀

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@Kara_Kenora @DreamweaverOnX Kara knows

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Our intern @DreamweaverOnX hard at work at stfusendit labs today… typing like a caffeinated cocaine cat that just got admin access ☕🐱💻

47 tabs open, 0 idea what’s going on, keys getting absolutely violated… but somehow the code compiles 😭

[MetaMask 🦊 @MetaMask]

Is $ETH on its way back to $3000

or is it hopium

choose your destiny ⤵️

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@MustStopAnt Absolute patriot

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@redkev Incredible Ethereum backed technology coin

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@VonceToken @playmatejaylene 😭😭😭😭