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melrose high school '18

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

“who’s tryna smoke again”

my dumbass knowing i can barely function:
https://t.co/715M2zS8YV

[Mike Noone @MrNooneMHS]

Annnnnnd I just spent my lunch break bawling at my desk. Beautiful.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The Massachusetts colleges and universities with the most students registered on SeekingArrangement seeking a sugar daddy:

MIT - 86
Tufts - 89
BC - 135
Northeastern - 211
Harvard - 217
BU - 573
UMass - 634

Welcome back to college!

[Chase @chaselyons]

eating straws so turtles don’t have to

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I took myself on a dinner date. Alone. And you know what? It was good as shit. Food was good. Thought about wtf I wanted to think about. Laughed a little. That was fuckin bomb. I’m out on the TOWN. Idgaf!

[James @CaucasianJames]

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live

Me:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"You gimme 2 points ima slap the shit out you" -Steve Smith to DJ Moore

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Old Town Road intro plays

Lighter flicks*

@LilTunechi x @LilNasX

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

My friends and I as soon as we arrive back on campus in the Fall:

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Jules I JUST put them away, do you have any idea how long that vault combo takes?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It’s tough being us.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Caleb @thecalebchin]

someone get this clip away from me

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Huge win for the good guys.