Stick Nephens

I don't want to be here any longer than needed.

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@Ustroopss Well stop voting them into power.

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@TusiJC This is why I use DLSR cameras on tripods in my driveway. Gotta catch the crimes in 4K just like Flock cameras.

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@nickshirleyy They taught my son how to launder money

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@TimJDillon My friends and I don’t have any conflict with China. I’ve met a lot of Chinese folks that don’t have a conflict with me. Who made up this conflict? Kevin O’Leary? Trump? Why are we vacationing there? Why do Chinese folks vacation here? What’s the conflict? Call of Duty lobbies?

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

Gobbless

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

I don't even watch porn anymore since I became a mother.

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

It bothers me internally to see lonely introverts posing as small minded extroverts on social media to please a minuscule amount a feeble minded degenerates in the hopes of a receiving comments and/or like; but never furthering the relationship #jejune

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

Do people really think "police" aren't private security? We only vote for Sheriffs; every other "officer" are illegally paid mercenaries...but facts are fake news nowadays. #AHS #CULT #GOVERNMENTisAcult #RELIGIONisGOVERNMENT #GetYourFactsStraightPlease #ThanksCatholics #purgatory

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@sprint It seems like you were going for comedy in your latest commercial...I can help on your next one to make sure it's laughable. #IjustWantedToPressTheButton

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

To live is to suffer

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

I've made eye contact and said "morning" to about 15 people and no one has responded. This is why we have wars; people are afraid of each other. Homeless people are the only ones wanting to converse because they are the loneliest/highest #end

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

This is a simulation. There is no way the world can truly be this way.

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

Sleeping seems to deplete my sanity.

[Morgs 🌻 @morgan_jade1]

When someone says “do you feel it now mr krabs?”

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@LetterkennyProb I couldn't sleep so I made a song with y'all. #pitterpatter https://t.co/ZEcKHsIRWK

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

If you don't contradict yourself are you really human?

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

I miss the simplicity of Kentucky. I watched a guy drive reverse into oncoming traffic today. Then he shot a cop and the cop shot him. Welcome to the Jungle.

[Joe Imel @joeimel]

Accident no injury, report of a Mustang that ran over a stop sign on Old Morgantown Rd. The Mustang is now stuck on the stop sign.

[Stick Nephens @sticknephens]

@Just_CallMe_Sam @callie_herndon Tame Impala all day.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Hurricane Florence volunteers rescue stranded pups