walter white

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

In less than 18 months, MAGA has managed to bring back measles. They defunded the Ebola monitoring program that likely resulted in an what is an emergent pandemic. Now, they’ve allowed the food supply to be contaminated by a deadly parasite not seen in the U.S. since 1966.

[walter white @stickymantis485]

@Polymarket @crumbl 3/4 Cup

[walter white @stickymantis485]

@StopAntisemites

[walter white @stickymantis485]

@oolala0013 @SemanticSteward @Polymarket The guy is phasing through the bars how is that not ai

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Donald Trump paying a $200 fine after making $17 billion day trading

[walter white @stickymantis485]

@dorkweeb @DudespostingWs There was some spelling mistakes in there , here it is fixed https://t.co/4fOU7kPI2d

[walter white @stickymantis485]

@dorkweeb @DudespostingWs When you cut out 75% of the text of course its gonna say different

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

“It’s immoral to be privileged in ways that others aren’t” is a deeply funny statement from the richest man on earth personally responsible for the deaths of millions of children

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Republicans when child rapists:

[autist @litteralyme0]

The Boys fans after realizing their show is on the same path as Game of Thrones & Stranger Things

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Kash Patel when he can’t find anyone to pee in the cup for him

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Netanyahu: "We were winning on seven battlefields - but completely exposed on the eighth front: social media. "

Translation: Our Genocide and war crimes are going great. Our PR is not. And Gen Z isn't buying what we're selling.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

That's an awfully long blink!

[autist @litteralyme0]

me (a gen z) who doesn’t talk to any women so i spend $0 on dates

[walter white @stickymantis485]

@majid_hatamian @defyier

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

The among us creators finding out there’s a new virus spreading