Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq.

J. 'Meownos; Forbes 30 over .30, biglaw lawyer etc.

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

They pass out this survey after you get sworn in as an attorney.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

@ChoporDieTrying @iJordanMoore Braves v. New York Mets or rather the "John Rocker Classic".

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

*Driving up a hill in San Francisco*

Wow this is just like One Battle After Another

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

Isn't it a little early to start smoking?

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

Truly a noble profession:

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

You see. This is why the smart thing to do is to work through most of the holidays then take off immediately thereafter: everyone is on vacation so little comes in, then you leave when there are enough people to cover. Easy way to make a 2.5-3 week vacation for the price of one.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Today is a top down-bad day for the normies.

“Sunday Scaries.”

Back to work tomorrow.
Talking about “locking in” again.
Up 5���10 lbs from the last few weeks.
Alarm clocks getting set for the first time in a while.

Here’s the part they don’t get:
you don’t have to live this loop forever.

This life is optional if you actually wake up…

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

Hate this time of year when all of the new transplants flood into the city.

[保護猫たんぽぽと虹の橋の柴犬アンちゃん @oishiitakuan1]

連休中はゴミの日忘れがち！

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

The week between Christmas and New Year's is like "Welcome to the Channel 43 broadcast of an American tradition, the '1-800-Fat-Vape bowl.'"

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

https://t.co/csG7DT4rWw

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@autoadmitdotcom Don't you have to article for a year before admission in Canada?

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

I realized that corporate lawyers get paid insane amounts of money for doing things that a 5th grader could do.

[Afolabi Sokeye 🧱 @SokeyeA]

What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?

[Charles Murray @charlesmurray]

Really?

[abby @lovesicknoon]

just going to bring this back

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

The photo captures the essence of my 20's.

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

"My Gay Husband Won't Stop Fucking My Pussy?!?"

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Samantha Wynn Greenstone knows her husband is gay. Yet they’ve been in a committed monogamous relationship for nearly 10 years.

They’re not alone. A new crop of couples are openly speaking about their mixed-orientation marriages, divorced from sexual attraction but not love. https://t.co/psY5gDVDkM

[frostyflip (follow my alt...) @thefrostyflip]

ive been filled

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

I wouldn't say every day but I would say about 1/3 of it, at minimum.

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

Missing Wills today more than ever.
865 Days of missing him.