Lauren Stieritz

Proud Norse alum twice over. ∆Ζ. Heels and a cardigan match anything. Starbucks is my favorite place on the planet. I run like a girl & proud of it.

[Kevin Reynolds @ReynoldsKevin]

Marianne Williamson

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

Someone explain how this clip is considered “professional”, or even informative? @realDonaldTrump is a stain on America and an embarrassment to himself.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you @MSNBC, real professionals! @chucktodd @maddow

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@mary_Omm Move👏🏼 with 👏🏼 purpose 👏🏼

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@Julia_Allyson I know I would if I did too. Godspeed my friend.

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@Julia_Allyson I’ve tried to limit myself to one per day. It’s so hard. Every single meal i think, “this needs either a La Croix or a beer and it’d be perfect” 😂

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@ShaunaJPrentice @Julia_Allyson This twitter rant is about to send Google on a fritz 😂

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@Summerjane18 Suddenly, the entire planet understands. Thank you for putting this into words.

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

Casually opened a Klondike bar. Casually turned on #LawsOfJaws on #SharkWeek. We either only had one in the freezer to start with or I blacked out and stress ate the whole pack.

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@HopeFlahardy Don’t ask me how tf I remembered that name.

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@HopeFlahardy Bonnie 😭😭😭😭😭

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@mary_Omm My thoughts and popsicles are with you in this nightmare-ish time

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@THEMKKH 😘

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@THEMKKH I will fight them for you

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@THEMKKH Just your local vegetarian celebrating the “holiday” over here—we’ve got a lunch party planned at work, and they bought a pack of vegan dogs for me😂

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@kremerc2 @Iberia Man you’ve got a thing with sprinting through airports

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@jk_rowling How about using those “best words” of yours, and let the emphasis occur naturally?

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@mary_Omm You will do fabulously! DO NOT go back to work after two days. You’ll think you can. Everyone does. I did. I was v wrong. I promise, you’ll need at least one more day of R&R.

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

@ImCraunBurgundy Like the admin who’s been a client with my company since the beginning of time who I called Josh today? Oh. His name is John. He gets one free pass at calling me Ashley.

[Lauren Stieritz @stieritzl1]

This is exactly what I hope happens when I press my noggin to #GoodBoyGoose or #PepperAnnPotts. Also this account is the only reason I’m still on Twitter, I firmly believe. https://t.co/J8y4MgFbYV

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out