Chris Weber

How does it ummmm, how does it work? Bundesliga enthusiast #TeamTankin

[Chris Weber @stiglitz717]

Hey @FIFAcom

These “hydration breaks” are a fucking joke and ruining the match experience. We don’t need them nor did we ask for them.

Thanks—every soccer / football fan across the globe.

[Chris Weber @stiglitz717]

@archiert1 @ESPNFC Is that grass or turf?

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@kellyinvegas Looks awesome. What’s the last hour play??

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@united @s04 not sure if this is a slight or a compliment 😏

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@DrewSchmenner @bryancurtis @ringer Over under set at 11

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@maxrushden @NickyBandini @jonawils Do you guys know about the Ewing theory??

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@maxrushden @jonawils Can we rehash Sunderland’s premier league participation deferment question?

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@BarstoolBigCat He didn’t jinx your drive yet?

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@united @cjackson2913 🤔 🧐 ✈️ 🕵🏻‍♂️🌎🛩️🇨🇰🇵🇫🇸🇧🧐🕵🏻‍♂️🌏🛬

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@cjackson2913 Great place for a backup paper boarding pass, right @united??

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@cjackson2913 @united hopefully he gets those kids economy plus seats…..sheesh 😅😉

[Chris Weber @stiglitz717]

@danorlovsky7 There’s a city within New Orleans?? 😉

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@united @cjackson2913 we back

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@united @cjackson2913 #BirdGang

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@united @cjackson2913 🤔 🧩 🎥 📺 🎞️ 🧐

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@united @PopTartsUS @cjackson2913

elite bowl game 🤝 elite commercial

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@united what’s up with the arrivals at ORD?? We past the terminal and are out in a random taxiway…

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@cjackson2913 How do you keep the team’s focus and intensity following such a tough loss which also puts the group on a five game losing streak??

[Chris Weber @stiglitz717]

@united Did you get what you need for this??

[Chris Weber @stiglitz717]

@united what’s up with my flight 1494 to Chicago?? This is clearly your problem as the bags weren’t loaded.

[Chris Weber @stiglitz717]

@united UA 1494