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[fisayo @fisayorhd]

shorties will tell you how weird a ngga is and whole time he cracked😩

[saint peter @owenk98]

The way his face instantly changes when mings grabs him is beautiful. Dirty little rapist rat

[jovan @ehjovan]

my favorite sim died in a drive by shooting last night like i need to stop adding mods

[Dark Moon 🏠📼 @DarkMoonHV]

Been referring to the hit of weed i take before leaving the house as "putting on my cologne" to the utter dismay of everyone who cares for me.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love new york city sublet culture. "i live in PLG. please pay $200 a night to take care of my cat for two weeks while i'm in the south of france." do you hear yourself. do you understand how truly genuinely insane you sound.

[🦴🐾melodyx_o⚢🔫🐕💊 @shonenknives]

white niggas inna 1840s was rly goin crazy and eating eachother and shit jus cus they was tryn get to Oregon 😂😂😂 of all places

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr]

Capitalism innovates…

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

This tweet has done more damage to New York than 9/11

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

No babe I love how you already know the bartender here

[Accurate Angel (ominoso cubo negro era)🇸🇴 @GNortania]

Estoy seguro de que hay un motivo basado en los químicos usados pero prefiero pensar que es porque las abejas saben que va duro de cojones

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[kee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀 @98kxe]

A scouse Lois Griffin is a brutal combo

[Roberto 🌹🇵🇸 @r0berto_mid_5]

I got $8.50 chicken and rice today

[` @schrutelad]

see you at old trafford bitch boy

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)