Stiles

fast food lover, comic book reader, wild animal wrangler. kind of a big deal. no, seriously. wait, come back.

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

well now i don't even remember what i logged in here for.

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

A HA

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@hiveofbeeauty YOU PEOPLE ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@hiveofbeeauty so, uh. what happened?

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under control cofeen is yes yes

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@ravenindarrow The bee people are bad news bears, Raven. Like. BAD NEWS.

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

WAIT. I KNOW WHAT THAT UNIFORMdhdldhslzbxbxjdodjbdnshxbxbd

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@floozyfacade I don't really know if I want my dad going into a lair of scary bee people...

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@floozyfacade Fuck. That's true.

I DON'T TRUST DARROW COPS unless they're my dad

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@floozyfacade I am never going to that place EVER. Except maybe with fire.

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@hiveofbeeauty what happened in 85

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@ravenindarrow TELL THAT TO PARTY CITY

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

What the fuck is a SAFE COLOR?

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

NOTHING THIS COOL EVER HAPPENS TO ME

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

You know, I'm a little offended that Party City says I need a muscle suit to be a superhero.

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@SilverMusketeer @haplessalpha just remember I'm usually nice to you

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@SilverMusketeer @haplessalpha they call our asses adults, Allison

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@SilverMusketeer @haplessalpha WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@SilverMusketeer @haplessalpha Reason #3043932 I'm so glad my dad doesn't have twitter

[Stiles @stilespluscity]

@SilverMusketeer @haplessalpha Also do you realize that we're old enough to legally be irresponsible with alcohol now #surethatsathing