childish danbino

she/her
constant panic

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

declining birth rates? good. more room

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

so far one of the lows of 2023 has been me opening up about past romantic trauma to a man and him going "oh em gee hate that for you"

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

he said his love language was physical touch so I put my cold ass feet on his bare back

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

God pls send me a MMA fighter bf I'm tryna talk some shit and I need backup

[$lime 🐍♎️ @PICchaMane]

Lyft take one wrong turn and I be ready to—

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

viserys rlly just said "check out this sick ass sword o btw U FUCKED YOUR UNCLE?!!!?!!??" #HouseOfTheDragon

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

the man who used to send me unsolicited dick pics participated in a UN conference lmfaooo

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dating a man is literally so embarassing

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

I used to think that my ex treated ME bad but recently I found out that he broke up w the girl after me to focus on his "music" so I mean I can't complain now

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

Koreans will drive cars worth more than their salary purely for the flex

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

yall need to grow tf up and realize that just bc your man is tall doesn't mean he can fight 😭

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

if you're gonna ask me for nudes just know that this is the best you're gonna get

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

something I have to keep reminding myself of is "just because they're successful, doesn't mean you're not"

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

I tried to do "intuitive eating" but that just led me to eating a handful of frozen grapes and 3 beers in one day

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

after some of the best sex of 2021 last yr, my hoe turned on the news to get updates on the stock market

[k8e 🦭 @spearboi]

men will give you the most intense fuck of your life and then put on minecraft youtube videos in bed

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

this guy who asked me out a couple yrs back invited me to his wedding and yes I went and yes I looked pretty 🤘😎

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

a lot of blood sweat and TEARS have gone into building up my career but I'd gladly give up it up to be a stay at home dog mom

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

do yall think the queen of england ever gets imposter's syndrome?

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there had to be a better way I just know it

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

finally getting around to watching dr strange in the mulitverse and what the hell was going in w that 3rd eye bullshit

[childish danbino @stilettocrocs]

I don't deserve my friends 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲