𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚

local australian (only local if you are in australia). give my regards to the person sitting next to you

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

my wife telling me her wedding vows like I fucking asked

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

if you need me I'll be alone in this room preconceiving some notions

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

"She's not gonna fuck you bro" who said that. who's there? "Me dude. And she isn't going to fuck you" Who are you? Where is your voice coming from??? "Don't worry man but listen she's not gonna fuck you"

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

You don't understand, we must go back to the moon to check if the rocks are still there

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

I can take it anymore.

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

guy who invented whichever one of these came second: fuck it just call it a compass too. i'm so bad at naming things... fuck! i'm angry. fuck my life. i'm going for a walk

[The Thinker @q_whoa]

Oh sorry! I say as I bump into an attractive woman, dropping my complete collection of essays on Ancient Greco-Roman relations accompanied by drawings of Greco inspired nudes (women) with detailed realistic anatomy to show both acceptance and expertise. The naked female form is b

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

@q_whoa wow

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

“grand” son. “great” grandson. The dickriding is crazy

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

@daisafraid hell yes. hate wins

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

someone disintegrated on the train

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

@daisafraid hate

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

@daisafraid

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

@daisafraid yeah but it was just sand

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

we wish you were Mary Christmas

[Anthaily @AntimagicBones]

My mother is crying and banging on my locked door. There's a fire downstairs and she thinks I haven't realized. I smile to myself and look at the perfect 3D shapes sitting on my desk. I turn the square pyramid over in my hand and weigh it against the tetrahedron. The same weight.

[𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 @stilldarcy]

When will my husband return from the war? -----------> Tuesday