The GF Experience

Anonymous blogger writing about the single girl life the only way I know how - with a shit ton of sarcasm and just a pinch of romance.

[The GF Experience @stillnotagf]

My so-called single life:

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#thebloggercrowd #bloggerstribe #BeeChat @BusyBloggers #bloggerswanted #bloggerssparkle #BloggingGals #bloggerbabesRT #GRLPOWR #bloggingbeesrt

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@LucyGoesDating Oh my!

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@AreiliaLoves He does have natural dark hair... like pretty dark brown...

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IF THIS HAPPENS I CAN DIE HAPPY

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) in talks to play Prince Eric in #Disney's live-action #TheLittleMermaid https://t.co/nYX249TnXE

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@AreiliaLoves You know there’s amazing department that they have on most films, I don’t know if you’ve heard of it... it’s called Hair & Makeup 😂

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Just thought you’d all enjoy the fact that my very old fashioned 63 year old father is currently sitting in the garden sunshine, watching @stormzy ‘s glasto set and absolutely loving it 💙 #glastonbury19

[emily *.:｡.✿° @bbybluenbhd]

maura is EXACTLY the kind of woman tv needs. someone who is liberal with her sexuality but let’s men know she doesn’t owe them anything despite this. A TRUE BAD BITCH #loveisland

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YES MAURA - YOU LEGEND. #loveisland2019

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How on earth has Danny managed to come out of this with exactly what he wanted? What are you doing Yewande?! Ditch the player! #loveisland2019

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@SingleSmall Yeah 100%

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Guy that did the cloaking, just going to leave this here. And that fact that he took almost a week to respond...

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@mattsard1971 @LucyGoesDating This wasn’t just some guy I’d matched with on a dating app, we dated last year and struck something up again this February.

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@LucyGoesDating Verrrryyyyy tempted 😏 he would so know it was me though

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Unbeknownst to him, I actually organised a date with another guy for that very evening as soon as I suspected something was up 😂

Like I’ve spent a minute thinking about him since I sent him the definition of cloaking

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@UnluckiestDater He phoned me up on Halloween and told me he was breaking up with me because I was dull. We were 15. Mostly I believe he just wanted to practice French kissing with my much taller, skinnier, blonder friend. He posted a photo of them making out on Facebook. Yay.

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Hey @cineworld why have you taken away the pure joy that was the Tango Ice Blast and replaced it with this crap?

JUST LIKE WITH GUYS WHO GHOST, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

#BringBackTheTangoIceBlast

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@SEastSingleton Yes! At least you didn't have to sit through an entire date only to realise that he was an absolute idiot. The one blessing of guys showing their true colours so quickly

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For everyone's information:

"Cloaking": the act of making plans with someone, then stopping all contact and blocking them before the meeting is supposed to take place

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@SEastSingleton I love the way you used that anger to make him feel awkward though

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@SEastSingleton Yesssssss! This story has made my day. I live for your confidence! <3

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@SEastSingleton Haha! Go. You. You absolute legend. Stupid boy not giving amazing people that chance to actually be themselves. It pisses me off when guys are so quick to judge!

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@DaterAnalysis Omg yessss this metaphor is everything! And completely relatable. Maybe the reason I don't understand why they do it is because I'm one of those people that hates online shopping? 😂

[The GF Experience @stillnotagf]

Have you guys heard of "Cloaking"? Because it's something that's happened twice to me now in the last couple of months and I'm confused how ghosting got worse than it already was? Also men are dicks.

#DatingApps #SingleLife #Cloaking