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[soph @stillnotsoph]

i love being young and hot

[⋆˚꩜｡n0ty0urdad ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @cherrybomb3r1]

Call it being 26 but I just can’t be bothered with certain behaviors like I gotta figure out my insurance rn idgaf that you don’t text

[soph @stillnotsoph]

@heiroflambs like real life gays literally dgaf

[thought daughter @LESLEYSANRIO]

y’all care too much about what other women doing and it’s #weird

[soph @stillnotsoph]

i know it’s not the customers fault cuz they have no clue when i get off but i want to leave so bad ��🙃🙃🙃

[soph @stillnotsoph]

i just love when my coworker calls off and i have to stay late because there’s customers in the store that want to try every single concealer we sell

[soph @stillnotsoph]

@SkyPillarSitter

[soph @stillnotsoph]

@SkyPillarSitter so basically he had no feelings?

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

you've gotta be kidding me

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

why do people lie down after they get shot in the head? is it relaxing?

[ash @Absolutely__Ash]

one of my favorite things to do is typing out a tweet and then realizing "people don't need to know my opinion on this actually" and hitting delete instead of post. I think twitter would be better if more people did that

[soph @stillnotsoph]

@miywapan i ❤️ u maryland loving canadian

[soph @stillnotsoph]

probably the craziest thing i’ve ever seen im laughing so hard

[miywâpan 🪶☆ @miywapan]

BALTIMORE HAUL!!!!!!!!

[Kai @Tasnyx]

Was he funny? Not particularly, though I do think of him fondly, like a friend from high school that oded before he was able to become a bad person. There’s an innocence in his approach.

[soph @stillnotsoph]

@heiroflambs no but you give friends with steven universe people

[💗 @ma1ybe]

someone has to tell them

[soph @stillnotsoph]

i wish more people knew that when they don’t give their email for rewards they take us out back and beat us with bats

[soph @stillnotsoph]

“slightly chubby” this is exactly why i think im fat as fuck i’m literally not but seeing shit like this makes me feel huge it’s so disgusting

[Johan Jelqington @j3lqingt0n]

All as of Madonna's schtick, even to this day, makes perfect sense when you realize that she was once a 16 year old slightly chubby mid girl next door and in her heart she always will see herself as that.

[soph @stillnotsoph]

@heiroflambs You look SOOOOOOO GOOODDDDD

[nothingburger @heiroflambs]

I can have whatever i want