Erudite Ignoramus®️

Likes spouting gyan on weird outlandish stuff, loves memes, specialises in redundancy, has a whacky sense of humor, studies medicine on the side

[Erudite Ignoramus®️ @StillYenduring]

@cheermedicine In the garbage, where they belong

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

what do you call a room full of radiologists?

an absolute anxious mess. that’s what you call us. why are there so many people in here. make it darker and get everyone out.

[Erudite Ignoramus®️ @StillYenduring]

@ROZZcity (2/2) those old memories, but unfortunately there were no episodes on YouTube or elsewhere. Probably those old "Sanya" days would have been cringey to you but as a kid I used to look forward to that show. Props to you, you've come a long way since then. Atb and rock on

[Erudite Ignoramus®️ @StillYenduring]

@ROZZcity hey Rozzlin, I just looked you up because I used to watch this wholesome show when I was a kid along with my mom. I had to look it up now cause I had forgotten the name, but once I heard that title song it all came rushing back. I wanted to revisit (1/2)

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

clickbait radiology report impressions would make reading the findings much more exciting.

IMPRESSION: pneumonia as suspected, but you won’t believe the incidental finding hiding below the diaphragm!

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

People are surprised to hear that sometimes doctors watch videos online before doing certain procedures to refresh their memory on the correct steps.

What they don’t know is sometimes it’s how we learned to do the procedure in the first place.

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

[1st day working in pediatrics]

me: do you have any medical problems?

7: I'm not sure

me: ever had surgery?

7: I don't know

me: are you on medications?

7: [confused] no, I'm on a hospital bed

[Erudite Ignoramus®️ @StillYenduring]

(2/2) was quite alright albeit mild abdominal bloating
She had received L-asp that morning, so to better err on the side of caution, I order labs, give the child a pill (PPI)
Mother was inconsolable.
2:30 am: mother returns the pill. Child had passed gas, slept comfortably. FML

[Erudite Ignoramus®️ @StillYenduring]

1:30 am on duty: Child with ALL- mother complains that her child has severe abdominal pain

I examine the child, she is fine, I reassure the mother

2:00 am- Mother runs up to me insists that her child is screaming with pain

I once again examine the child who.. (1/2)

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

Are you even a health care worker if you don’t feel irrationally guilty for taking a sick day?

[Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo]

Do I get spring break in residency or no

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

"Pediatric Patients Say the Darnedest Things"

me: looks like you just have a cold

7: will you give me medicine?

me: no, your body will get rid of it!

7: oh

me: anything else?

7: how much did doctor school cost?

me: um, why?

7: I want to know how much money you wasted

[Erudite Ignoramus®️ @StillYenduring]

@cheermedicine Eyy read, stop retweeting

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Who called it Karwa Chauth and not regres-sieve?