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It really pains me to say this, but it is (unfortunately) true:
My only mistake with the market is to underestimate how DUMB 95 % of them are!
This bounce should have happened last week, but it didn't because of how blinkered and dumb they are!
Q3 results were fabulous on all count!
Oh! But wait : it was DOWN 2 %!
Down because Q3 2025 was a complete outlier, but of course no mention of that!
Q4 results will be 20 UP from 2025 , but no sense of that with the idiots!
Not even talking about Optimus and generalized Robotaxi, what they are ALL still completely missing is how fabulous FSD is and what it'll mean for Tesla:
1) FSD WORKS
2) FSD is unique and nobody has anything even close.
Oh ! Ya: Waymo has 4,000 cars (after TEN years).
And we've seen them when we spent 2 months in L.A. earlier this year:
They got up and down Santa Monica boulevard , then turn left , go 2 blocks to Wilshire Blvd , then up and down Wilshire Blvd.
No out of town trip no L.A.X. : but who would ever want to go to the airport, right ?
3) We use FSD ANYWHERE in town and ANYWHERE out of town.
We enter the destination, buckle the seat belt and push "start self driving" and it takes us right there, be it 5 miles in town or 200, 400 miles for outside trip!
When we go to S.F. (400 miles) it navigates through the Bay Area freeway maze, when 101 is plugged up , it automatically takes us up 285, same with San Mateo bridge OR Bay Bridge: no hesitation, no mistake!
Try that on Waymo !
The FSD subscription EXPLODES UP , people walk in Tesla centers and say : "I want FSD"!
But NO comprehension of that with the idiots:
FSD
1) Is a continuous subscription revenue steam
2) Will have Tesla car sales explode up. It certainly was , already, a driver of the sales beat on Q3 , and will be more and more so!
But no understanding of this with the idiots in the market !
Sorry : I announced the bounce a few days too early, but here it is !
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Q3 2026 highlights:
- Delivered revenue of $14.6 billion, up 161% year-over-year
- Successfully launched our first revenue-generating Starship mission, delivering 26 Starlink V3 satellites to our broadband constellation, representing approximately 10x the downlink capacity added by a Falcon 9 Starlink launch
- Added $6.7 billion of incremental Super Intelligence solutions and infrastructure revenue year-over-year, driven by cloud services agreements, the acquisition of Cursor, and our growing SI models and software applications, including @Grok@Bot
- Delivered year-over-year revenue growth of 69% and income from operations growth of 99% for the Connectivity segment, supported by strong momentum in enterprise and government adoption, and continued @Starlink consumer subscriber growth
- Continued to scale nameplate compute, reaching 1.7 GW as of September 30, 2026
@stevenmarkryan Definitely day one. To find out what happens in the end check out this short Isaac Asimov story, The Last Question!
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