Can’t bring myself to tell my colleagues that I dislocated my knee again doing jump splits at the gay bar ,, so I tell them it happened bc I’m turning 25 soon
There’s a moment in Arrested Development where Tobias stands up and walks right through a house plant as he’s trying to make a point. He doesn’t acknowledge it at all. The leaves rustle and slap his face. Anyway it’s probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed.
@MegazordOfLions@mulaney It’s actually the premise of The Simpsons’ Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake 6 times in a row, taking a break for a while, then stepping on a 7th rake
Officer who has been on the force for over 15 years has a mental break down over waiting for McDonald’s because it took too long & she is afraid of it now.