B

living for a living. attorney.

[Jay @jaybronious]

It’s 80° in the house we need the air conditioner

Dads:

[B @stinglikeame]

“You can tell by looking at the jurors that they are fed up”

Is ACTUALLY code for:

“The jury believes the defense, and we CAN’T have that. That’s PREJUDICIAL to the Commonwealth”

If #KarenRead is convicted as a young Defense Attorney I’m going to need a new career. #FKR

[B @stinglikeame]

@jessmachadoshow @Starbucks This was pretty common pre-covid, at least when I worked at Starbucks in 2017/18. Although, as a barista I only did it if someone asked, why make more work for myself? (photographic evidence of what college me thought was “art”)

[B @stinglikeame]

Getting married tomorrow with a completely different wedding party than I thought I would have four months ago #plottwist #peoplewhobuildyouup

[B @stinglikeame]

The morning of my next trial I am going to tell my client I have “concepts of a plan.”

Just kidding, I’d get disbarred.

[B @stinglikeame]

Hoping I might finally get my wish of seeing @PeteButtigieg on the ballot. #PresidentialPete

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[B @stinglikeame]

@suchbadtweets Every day.

[B @stinglikeame]

@j0dells You know the one - blue shirt. green dinos.

[B @stinglikeame]

Apparently I proposed two years to the day after this conversation.

[B @stinglikeame]

i just asked my girlfriends mom for her permission to marry her… wearing a dinosaur tee shirt.

[B @stinglikeame]

Dear @edsheeran please play Merry Christmas @GilletteStadium #ChristmasInJuly

[B @stinglikeame]

@ScHoolBreadQ I thought you just came off the conveyor belt there…i guess i heard the story wrong.

[B @stinglikeame]

@j0dells that cat is dead

[B @stinglikeame]

@valley_jess Could it be the constant RBF or “ the resting I’m going to stab you in the eyeball” face?

[B @stinglikeame]

Then maybe next we can deal with the fact that so many jobs require college degrees and expect to pay 45 grand a year….

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In the America we're building, you won’t need a 4-year degree to find a good-paying job in your community.

[B @stinglikeame]

@ScHoolBreadQ Any milk.

[B @stinglikeame]

But instead of replacing the cape cod bridges…we get 3 months worth of traffic for some half assed band aid.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

This week, members of my Administration were in communities across America to announce $300 million in funding for bridges that folks rely on – 230,000 vehicles combined per day in fact.

Our Investing in America agenda is building bridges and strengthening communities.

[B @stinglikeame]

@valley_jess A whole rotisserie chicken *

[B @stinglikeame]

Someone asked me what I did for work and I froze and said “a little bit of everything” as if I don’t specifically practice law.

[B @stinglikeame]

@ScHoolBreadQ Yeah I do actually