sam

oh my god what

[sam @suchbadtweets]

wish twitter circles still existed so i could safely say i’m really happy for jalen brunson without getting jumped!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

You met me at a very hunter biden time of my life

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

i’m so serious when i say i think ilya’s character was based off brad marchand and the 2011 bruins

[sam @suchbadtweets]

wow lmfao !!!!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Boston Red Sox have fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez, third-base coach Kyle Hudson and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell @jeffpassan.

The Red Sox are currently 10-17 and last place in the American League East.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Think I’m the luckiest man alive. I was so overwhelmed yesterday I couldn’t even look at my phone. I can’t believe the response and the kindness from strangers, I’ll be here as long as you’ll have me

[brian @brianonhere]

thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

This is a satanic administration. We all realize that satanic Zionists occupy the White House and Congress needs to move to have the Mad King Trump removed.
All of our lives may depend upon other countries realizing that Trump is deeply unwell and surrounded by religious fanatics who have convinced him that he is a messiah.

We are in uncharted territory. Leaders worldwide need to act accordingly.

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I've never sen anything more accurate

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This fucking clown. He constantly sells people things he can never finish… because he’s strung out on drugs, government money, our data, and Epstein visits.

Con man of the century.

[sam @suchbadtweets]

frick i love the pats

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

[your fav papi 👅 @heyits_erik]

a gay man named sexiest man alive.
a muslim mayor of nyc.
prop 50 passed in california.
trump still fat, hideous and useless.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 4 days ago😭

[sam @suchbadtweets]

@themeanmackean maybe this is weird lol but is there a place you can go (ymca or something ???) that has a hot tub that you can just like float in and take the pressure off for a while?

[Scott McLaughlin @smclaughlin9]

Brad Marchand said he got dinner with Patrice Bergeron, Zdeno Chara, Tuukka Rask and Adam McQuaid on Sunday.

“A bunch of old guys sitting together reminiscing.”

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

The best part was Marchand was like “OK, I got through it, back to the bench, cried a little, not bad, I’m good now” and then he got absolutely wrecked with emotion.

That’s the good stuff.