Aunt Sophie

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[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

My cat really freaks at the laser pointer

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

My baby third cousins are in a brutal competition for Baby of the Year… this is going to tear my family apart….

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Singing is for people who need to scream

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

I’m getting closer, ever closer, to everything being done

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

@Urzashottub Thanks for noticing 🫶

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Dogs can smell fear and humans can smell annoying

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

rj got me back on twitter with this simple thought

[Blimp: The Hindenburg Story @RJ_Kos]

if you see something suspicious say something suspicious

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

‘What ya’ll bout to get into?? I’m bout to crash.’

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Old woman i saw on the street pointed out some birds to her old husband and he didn’t care

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

@sebisolasole He has it in him ❤️

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Went all the way with my boyfriend today 😈💦
(Texted him pictures of cats, owls, raccoons, AND turtles)

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Wouldn’t be my last weekend in town if I didn’t overcommit to 7 plans but then somehow manage to do them all

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Can’t say much more beyond this, but it was extremely unnecessary for my brain to create the dream I had last night 😐

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

It’s crazy how many people don’t know that I am their biggest Hater

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

@marzipansy Celebrate urself every step of the way! Happy bday Emma!!!!

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

@SethSullivan https://t.co/YWRxr2c89y

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

@margostockdale I feel punk’d

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

To nobody’s surprise the guy who brought my cat toys on our first date is now getting married. Total husband material, v happy for him.

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

My most annoying quality is that whenever I am traveling with two or more men I have to refer to them as “my boys”

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

Let’s just say I barely fucking made it

[Aunt Sophie @stingraerae]

To get through work today, I’m rewarding myself every hour by reading a section of Jimmy Carter’s Wikipedia page