IamStinkweed

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[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

This week, a California newspaper revealed that O.J. Simpson was awarded custody of his children mainly because a court-ordered psychological test showed that he is "a loving father."

It should be noted, however, that the same test also showed that he was "a loving husband."

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@HotSpotHotSpot No, she didn’t.

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@krystalball This is jackassery.

Dems don’t need to change the rules. They just need to implement the policies they campaign on.

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@jvgraz @JustaCoinToss Someone beat her with an ugly stick and didn’t stop.

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@Brewers Fly the L.

[Mick Wallace @wallacemick]

Everyone supporting Israel supports Terrorism...

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Airline travelers' complaints have risen twenty-two percent over the last year.

The single most common complaint was, "They lost my baggage."

Followed closely by "I didn't like being in that fiery plane crash."

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@realnikohouse Eh. I’m good with him going to federal pound him in the ass prison. Unfortunately, he won’t serve one day.

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@SarcasmStardust It’s the WWE.

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@KyleKulinski Says the guy whose wife’s net worth is 44mil.

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@SeaOfThieves Five years ago.

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@majornelson I will explain it to you in 10 years.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Israeli security forces have rounded up over one hundred and fifty suspects in last week's suicide bombings.

Suspects in the suicide bombings, huh?

Well here's a hint: Look for the dead guys.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

"Wrong Way" Corrigan, the man who once flew all the way to Ireland by mistake, died this week at the age of eighty-eight.

"It was just like him," said his wife, "He was trying to live."

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@KyleKulinski Dude. You even let TDS seep into your team winning a championship. You need some help. Seriously.

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Warmonger.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

This needs to be said loud and clear.

Israel is not attacking Lebanon. They are targeting Hezbollah. An Iranian funded terror proxy that has struck Israel 2,000 times since the April ceasefire.

Israel has every right to defend itself. Don’t fall for the Iranian regime’s distraction.

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@Chicago_History Sizzler

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@thescorechicago If he drops the next two series, he has to go.

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@JeremyDBoreing Clown show.

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@SamAntar This is the same chick that called Tulsi Gabbard a toady and then couldn’t define what a toady is.

Failing upwards.