This week, a California newspaper revealed that O.J. Simpson was awarded custody of his children mainly because a court-ordered psychological test showed that he is "a loving father."
It should be noted, however, that the same test also showed that he was "a loving husband."
Airline travelers' complaints have risen twenty-two percent over the last year.
The single most common complaint was, "They lost my baggage."
Followed closely by "I didn't like being in that fiery plane crash."
Israeli security forces have rounded up over one hundred and fifty suspects in last week's suicide bombings.
Suspects in the suicide bombings, huh?
Well here's a hint: Look for the dead guys.
"Wrong Way" Corrigan, the man who once flew all the way to Ireland by mistake, died this week at the age of eighty-eight.
"It was just like him," said his wife, "He was trying to live."
This needs to be said loud and clear.
Israel is not attacking Lebanon. They are targeting Hezbollah. An Iranian funded terror proxy that has struck Israel 2,000 times since the April ceasefire.
Israel has every right to defend itself. Don’t fall for the Iranian regime’s distraction.