uncles nephew

wet where I should be dry, and soft where I should be flat

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

coworker who makes six figures listens to free Spotify 😵‍💫

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

girls who can’t read >>>>>>

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

please help me escape this prison####

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

someone should “find” kyle rittenhouse “guilty” with a “gun”

[Lark Daniels: Drench Lord 🎲 @NeonPotluck]

id let @AlexHolleyFOX29 crush a Nature Valley bar in my open eyes

[Alex Holley @AlexHolleyFOX29]

Yikes! That sounds painful lol

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

@GenoDoodles @_OscarEspinoza7 @Goku @aceCourtBot hahahaha

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

Thanks For Nothing 😵‍💫

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

ah,

[Marc Rod @marcrod97]

Ocasio-Cortez, who changed her vote from no to present on Iron Dome at the last minute appears visibly upset. Appears to be crying on the House floor, in a hug with Rep. Jayapal

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

#DONTDRINKANDDRIVE

BRUH BUT ALSO If #britneyspears don't fucking stop spinning around like a fucking, #top! 🤪

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

navigating health care and insurance and trying to figure out the cheapest option and all that makes me want to ***** ** *** ***** ***** **** * **** and **** ** ********* ******

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

not my fault service workers love being complimented and hit on. go back after your meal to tell them how great the drive thru was. want to come for a ride haha jk

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

@ggreenwald @robbysoave glen you are making a bigger deal about people falling for something that is not out of the realm of possibility than people literally eating paste made for horses.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

every time it goes “you wanted to” I lose my shit

[Lark Daniels: Drench Lord 🎲 @NeonPotluck]

i’d let Alex Holley fill my eye sockets with boiling sriracha

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

@KanDrumm69

[uncles nephew @stinkybone]

she gave me the old “throat hello”

[Mark Abbott @MarkAAbbott1]

Today a student mentioned how surprised they were when they first saw the size of the tongue in a sagittal section. I bet they would be equally surprised to see what it looks like while beatboxing, because I certainly was the first time I saw this video.