too busy yapping don't mind me

she/her. 28. minors dni

[computer @computer1010101]

My 8 year old excitedly asked me for ice cream truck money. I sat him down and asked him, why did God choose to punish me for giving birth to you? Why do you insist on putting me through so much pain? What did I do to deserve your burden? Hopefully he learned his lesson.

[too busy yapping don't mind me @stockxing]

@proserpinah @himbopotamuss LMAO THATS SO MUCH WORSE

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@thecowboydog is that her arm on the right propping the pillow? my god. love this for her tho 💕

[romy 🪶 @butchspock]

86..... he was just a fucking kid

[Minga @KillaMinga]

i know that nigga in hell pissed tf off

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@Fl3mer @YulianKostov @utdmax0

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@lisamanninglaw i dont think its real either but tbf chantal is absolutely the one idiot who would leave the airport during a layover 😭

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

"im too self-aware for therapy" no. bitch. you're not. bitch. if you were, you'd understand what therapy actually is. bitch. insight isn't integration. bitch. you're chronically intellectualizing. bitch. you need to feel yourself. bitch. lil hoe ass bitch

[J🪳 @jonisss141]

I’m so FUCKING sorry…🥀😭

[Kani Kanizawa 🦀 @kanikanizawa]

maybe ethan klein got them confused

[Lilluvbug X Leem5st @Lil_Hass]

You tell a bitch you hungry she be like “come eat this pussy” Bitch I want a breakfast sandwich

[bella horne @neutralcowboy]

I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that

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@slitssamuu that person shouldve posted it as a tweet its how half of this website sounds anyways

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle

[Not Nicholas Deorio @Deorio_Hug_Box]

Ethan Klein @h3h3productions had his mistress Tamara as his most visited Instagram.