rorychadbouffe

Writer. Sort of.

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I know Destiny's Child had doubts about who could handle that, but I'd bet my bottom dollar that if you surveyed the entire world you wouldn't find a single person who didn't handle it just fine.

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@JPdeRuiter @gmiller What incredible hubris. We know next to nothing about the nature of the universe and consciousness - a fact for which there is overwhelming scientific evidence. Any "evidence" we have is just observation using limited senses, stuck in 3 dimensions, from our tiny pin prick planet.

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Uber's Ad Agency: "Let's do YouTube ads about people having cancer and genocide."
Uber: "Turn it down just a tiny fraction and you've got it."

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You learn a lot about being an adult when you do a load of laundry with too much fabric softener and all of your underwear loses elasticity and you end up spending every day for eternity with all the support of baggy cloth bags tied around your waist.

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@StasisGame Did you see the clip I posted of him? It was super weird actually... like an alternate reality.

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Guys... we used to have TV presenters. Like people who's actual job it was at the end of one show to tell you that the next show is coming on. I feel embarrassed for us.

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@NicolaPilky We can't. It'll be too embarrassing. Like telling them that we used to gel our hair up into spikes. Well I don't know if you did...

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This is just too emotional for me.
https://t.co/nFClQhrLk7

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Had a boiled egg and spinach for lunch... made me think of my nephews.

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@Alasdair12 I was and always will be vehemently against jerseys. It's jackets, hoodies or nothing. Why go scratchy when there are so many smooth options!

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These jerseys upset me.

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@StasisGame ..."pulled".

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Scrambled is a niche thats being dominated by eggs.

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Discovery or Momentum?

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Why don't they call a smoothie bowl a "roughie"?

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So it looks like pedophiles want to attach themselves to the LGBTQ movement with their own recognised identity. Boy are the wokies going to have a tough time getting around this one.

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@TebogoDitshego @WarrenRcomedian How much is Julius Malema worth?

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Here's an idea... a twitter account called "Mulius Jalema" with the sole purpose of taking Malema tweets and replacing "white" with "black" and visa versa. Would be a great social experiment.

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@Meljanx @PusoMogwera @WDoberby @jsiskoski @realDonaldTrump @SecPompeo @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Let me rephrase that... there is no white conspiracy. Our government is in the process of legislating land expropriation without compensation. Take race issues out of it... that IS what's happening.

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@PusoMogwera @WDoberby @jsiskoski @realDonaldTrump @SecPompeo @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Hahaha... brah, a funded conspiracy by whites as constitutinalized by the ANC. That's a cracker.