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Before you ask, no, I am not going to give you my Twitter handle.

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@cadenewkirk I left your drivers license with the Elkins Police Department.

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@cadenewkirk I have your drivers license. I sent you my mobile number on Instagram.

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@Myth69420 @Allegedly_G In case you love and like to be around people who are 70+ years old, babies, and other people who die regularly from the flu.

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@the_nine_hills @epollaert @Rhyagell @Allegedly_G Do you mean by, say, googling "Moderna Pfizer animal trials" and finding this article: https://t.co/K7GyS9kIrM

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@adrianmckinty @macca61 will he still need to check for mercury tilt switch bombs or is that something you never get over

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@thomasjbevan1 It's probably more popular among us parents than among the child-free--but we're used to being judged, heck I used to think I knew all about the right ways to parent before I became one. :-)

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@thomasjbevan1 Unpopular opinion: just because a child thinks he or she needs attention doesn't make it so. We spend more time with our kids now than ever before in history, so even if *some* of that time is distracted... well, it's still a lot of time. https://t.co/13PwZvUwwI

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@thomasjbevan1 Thanks, Thomas. Literally the first helpful thing I've ever read on Twitter.

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@BluelineKeto @Bricep_curl Yes, anything that keeps you on that "officer presence" end of the continuum is a good thing.

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@SteakAndIron Planning for 30 years off is hardly very ancestral of you.

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@practicalbob @TheEatRightMonk Do you mean per meal? Personally, I eat about 400g a day.

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@gorskon Why the AF would anyone watch the Grammys?

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@practicalbob I'm skeptical so many of the men would shave so often--and not only faces, but heads!

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@BluelineKeto And here I only felt bad for high schoolers during the pandemic. It never occurred to me that it might have its plus side even for them.

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@ashgomes1 @anykolyshyn @cacophonyYYC @bigfatsurprise Well, that's all I needed to hear.

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@ektat @SteakAndIron @fire_bottle has the answer.

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@evan__ross @thomasjbevan1 So put this on your phone and crack a book nearby: https://t.co/AYg9W7FiZE

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@thomasjbevan1 Not sure if this counts as someone to follow, but I actually came here and followed you just share a link to an audio version of a New York Times story that seems like it would be right up your alley. https://t.co/Jj3g0K8vrZ

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@MLiDo5 @fire_bottle @SteakAndIron Also wondering this.

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@natecrane I was doing that, until I learned how polyunsaturated American pork fat has become, via @fire_bottle.