Brian Hausheer

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[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@Noah_amd @HormuzLetter Houthis in Yemen are one of their proxies

[jbulltard @jbulltard1]

I'm trying to imagine if Biden or Obama made $1b rugging people on memecoins while also enriching the Iranian terror regime after losing a war we started. Donald is funny but if you can't call a spade a spade & be party neutral, you're exactly the problem with america today.

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@AtlanticoDulce I think he might just need glasses. He might even need binoculars to see the top right and left of the screen.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has approved the use of cancer-linked pesticides diflufenican and epyrifenacil, both PFAS forever chemicals.

Neither pesticide has ever been used in the United States before.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Her: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Me: "I have 500 companies working for me (I own 1 share of an S&P 500 ETF)

[Trending Bitcoin @TrendingBitcoin]

BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order — 0% capital gains tax on crypto this year (because no one has gains anyway).

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@essenviews This dumbass doesn’t know what real work is

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@Polymarket and how do we bet on this news @Polymarket

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

Sit through the chop, get paid handsomely on the breakout... that's been the $TSLA story.

Could the era of AI and robotics give us round three?

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@unusual_whales What an asshole

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

Stock taking a break, revenues never got the memo...
$MSFT

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I think this slogan sounded better in their head.

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@Barchart He’s not wrong

[Stocktwits @Stocktwits]

You could've held a McChicken and outperformed Ethereum 🤣🤣

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@faststocknewss Masoud better get his shit together or he’s next!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJT

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@TrendSpider Can we get another update on the current % it’s up?

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Trump Renews Threat Against Iran During The Swiss Peace Talks, Making Us Wonder What “Peace” Actually Means?

Read Blog: https://t.co/ApxE1Yv3QJ

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Brian Hausheer @stokstats]

@JamesTate121 @RodAlzmann He literally filled the swamp. Like…. It’s not even a metaphor anymore.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses