jonay🍭

aka Lady Stompsalot. I'm a lot like Doris Duke, but without the millions.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump eres basura.

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@metraMDW Still waiting for an inbound train, maybe you can post some actual real time updates?

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@ARLIowa Love mine! Thanks to the artist who got my pup Bambi!

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

‼️‼️‼️@MexiWithCheese

[Bloomberg @business]

Popeyes is bringing back its spicy chicken sandwich, but this time it’s hiring hundreds of extra workers to handle the crushing demand https://t.co/1Sk2B1HEUF

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I said it once and I'll say it again then again then again then again then again then again.....I don't have OCD

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

There has never been a better thread. Ever. I would buy this as a book and give it to everyone.

[HBO @HBO]

How do you say trademark misuse in Dothraki?

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@Cubs Roar! @LauraShoegrl

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

Finally @MexiWithCheese https://t.co/iSPNeMLWih

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Brace yourself, dudes. https://t.co/SJGkwlc77T

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@MexiWithCheese #candycoveredfuture https://t.co/0LI56ns5gr

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m starting a candy company & it’s going to be amazing

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@fakedansavage @MexiWithCheese and @Cantankerous_E !!!👀👀👀

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@yashar @DSWT So proud to be a foster mom to little Maktao!

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

These pictures are so moving

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@MexiWithCheese do you think they have a fajita or hamburger hair scent!? https://t.co/XQMni0W839

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

The perfume company CB I Hate Perfume makes scents that smell like roast beef, pumpkin pie and dirt https://t.co/jFvbhTOhWa

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

For the cheap seats: Stop teaching girls & women how not to be sexually harassed and assualted. Start teaching boys & men not to be predators.

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@MexiWithCheese finally some good news! https://t.co/oGSU5KqEV6

[Variety @Variety]

‘Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return’ Renewed for Season 2 At Netflix https://t.co/nKcpE0QWbu

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@NeilSteinberg Yes to this and is it acceptable to talk about climate change yet now that the hurricanes have passed for the moment? Or still too soon?

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

Is there anything they can't do @MexiWithCheese? https://t.co/COQqltYXsI

[CNN @CNN]

Like every other morning, they called Chick-fil-A. But this time, someone riding a jet ski showed up to rescue them https://t.co/T57fZ2tFhH

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@JoyAnnReid The very definition of deplorable. Good lord who would do that? How morally bereft would one have to be to think this is acceptable.

[jonay🍭 @stompy4life]

@MexiWithCheese is this the scabbies rat painted like trump 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xu5OINuM9l

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Corner of 59th/5th, two and a half blocks up from Castle Trumpula