John Stoneburner

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

Caitlin Clark is a bad bitch!!! #MarchMadness #Legendary

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@PatMcAfeeShow the @XFLBattlehawks need a kicker that isn't complete dog shit. Time to save a city that Stan Kroenke destroyed. #STL #XFL #xflbattlehawks #Kroenkecaneatadick

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@TheRock I'm requesting a rule change enforcing that the @XFLBattlehawks aren't allowed to attempt a field goal for the rest of the season.

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@XFLBattlehawks I wish my wife fucked me as hard as our kicker fucks our team. #XFL #TRASH

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@XFLBattlehawks what a fucking win but how about we set up a kicking try out this week at practice?

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@KingStoney @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport @Cubs @Cardinals Fuck ticketmaster

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@PGATOUR @ziregolf These are sick which got me thinking why doesn't the PGA take the top 20 players on tour every year and do an Allstar event. Random draw for a 2 man scramble, long drive, 10 shots each closest to the pin on a par 3. Seems like a missed opportunity of you ask me

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

64 lock it in. #PMS15kTickerTrivia

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

If I was to start rioting I think I'd be pretty good at it. The world right now is exactly how I used to play GTA. Take what I want when I want and the cops never catch you. #2020riot

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

Haven't watched 1 episode of the bachelor with Carlie this year and I'm screaming at the TV right now. #Fakebitches #BachelorNation

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

Don't post about opening day of Baseball when you know damn well you aren't gonna watch but 10 games until the playoffs. Also I am one of these people that's why you haven't seen a (OMG it's opening day tweet)

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

Exactly 1 hour from now the 1st game of March Madness will tip off and somehow my bracket will already be fucked before the games over. Let's get it though. #MarchMadness2019 #MarchMadness

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@TimmyFish20 @CabeSimpson One of my favorite NCAA players of all time

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

This video could end racism forever.

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

Fitzmagic is back baby

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@Mononoke__Hime @sarah_bowmar @Nike @NFL Just because you buy a knife doesn't mean you can stab somebody with it. Your argument is completely irrelevant to this tweet.

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

@CauseWereGuys @CabeSimpson

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

I voted #NoMoreOneAndDone on @TheTylt. The ability to choose matters https://t.co/eGZ1O3BJKc

[John Stoneburner @stoneburner06]

I voted #TeamMightyDucks on @TheTylt. The Flying V is too iconic https://t.co/S216sgH7CQ