bob the bandit

Don’t say bob don’t know ball

[bob the bandit @stonecoldbobby]

Hello it’s Bob. Here is the start of my annual flaming hot fantasy football player commentary based on Sleeper ADP for 2023.

As you read through this thread and start to question some of the comments made, remember this:

Bob knows ball.

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Canada - recession just hit

@TimHortons

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

SheDOT

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If you think I’m not having a pint on the patio drafting my 3rd best ball line up of the night you’re outta your goddamn mind

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"Donnie from Queens on the car phone, you're on the FAN, whaddya think of Shedeur Sanders not getting picked in the first round?"

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@heatdaddy69420 was that Paul Karyia

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Your outie still has a perfect bracket

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Year early who cares

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3. Ja’Marr Chase: Go to the bank right now and get a max loan. Buy a bottle of Dommy P and put the rest on Ja’Marr Chase to lead the league in receiving yards this season. Pop that bitch when Chase gets the dub and spray it all over your basement apartment. Certified top G.

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People try to say Bob don’t know ball but here is the proof. Read it and weep pal!

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5. Ja’Marr: I was a year early. If you followed my advice last year, this year you double down. You probably can’t go to the bank, so call Granny and tell her you need money for a down payment or something. Use it to wager responsibly on Ja’Marr to lead the league in rec yds. WR1

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Can you guys believe buddy jumped out of a plane and his briefs didn’t bunch up?

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@PardonMyTake Cheekth’d up

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We can’t allow these as a society

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Just heard (through the wall) my neighbor tell his boys that he picked up “the stuff” for “Dirty Shirleys”. They (2-4 other people) ooo’d and one said “Oh Shit!” in what I would describe as a McLovin voice.

Big Tuesday for the lads

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@OverDrive1050 @odognine2 @HayesTSN @jamiemclennan29 @mickey_canuck

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@OverDrive1050 Battling through it

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I took my contacts out and now Mike McCarthy kinda looks like Moo Deng

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Can someone please tell me where I can buy one of these hats??????? 🔥🔥🔥

Fireable offense.

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Not a guy that roots for injuries or dances on a guy’s grave but told ya

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1. CMC: I’m not a guy that roots for injuries but this guy hasn’t been injured in so long that he’s due. I know you’ve been thinking it all mock draft season and it’s ok. No one had the stones to say it so there you go. Risky pick at 1.01 but obviously could win you the league.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 24 hours. #NFLRedZone

[Michael F. Florio @MichaelFFlorio]

My favorite QB pairing this season!

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@Ihartitz What does this mean for Greg Dortch?