The Greasy Mohawk

spouts shite and leaves - getting nihilistic with age and part time agent of chaos - prone to bouts of baking

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

Promoting what appears to be a suicide note for clicks. @Twitter this for ad sales, that's sick. Profiting from this persons distress to sell dating apps and cock pockets...
I prolly won't be using twitter for a while.

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Pelosi sold all 25,000 of her shares of Nvidia $NVDA at an average price of $165.05 for a total loss of $341,365 according to CongressTrading

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

@Nibbles_T_Clown I think I need to make a 'I can't believe how toxic X twitter is' bot.

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

And then there's this thing
Thanks to @UrbanPlantLife on Cork Street Dublin for the great price and service

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

Planted a tray of succulents last weekend and it's taking really well.
There's a week between the first 2 pics. Other 2 are what I think will be flower heads

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

Tiny flowers coming in the first 2. If you like fractals you'll love the other guy as it flowers, this will be an interesting one. It also moves rapidly with the sun

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

Anyone else see a weird spot of light to the left of the moon, at an 11 o'clock position this evening? We thought it was a star behind it until it started setting with the moon

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

@DirtyMonkeyGame Just guaranteeing the metal sector will go off!

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

I thought basketballers bringing weed through airports was only criminalised in nasty countries like Russia!

[High Times @HIGH_TIMES_Mag]

Former NBA athlete Iman Shumpert was arrested for felony possession of a "sizeable amount of marijuana" while going through security at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. https://t.co/7AElrY85rv

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

I'd tell you but Twitter would shut down my account for insider trading

[Mick Wallace @wallacemick]

Why would #Pelosi bother going to Taiwan to undermine Peace + Stability in the Region and then go and talk a load of garbage...? Who's advising this woman..?

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

@DirtyMonkeyGame The infinite horrors of the void!

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

3 middle names but never got a car...
Hol' up, didn't they do one a little while ago about your mother's maiden name and your first pet being your computer virus name?... 🤔

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

💀Your horror character name is your middle name + the model of your first car.

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE ☕ https://t.co/z2RUXDTJ2y

[MichaelTrying @MichaelTrying]

My boss asked me to explain it like he's five so I said "not now Honey, Daddy's busy."

[The Greasy Mohawk @stonedfluff]

So, we're about to cripple our ability to produce food locally and import foods produced in areas with lesser environmental protections, at a carbon cost to transport... For the "environment"
@greenparty_ie what are you getting out of this?!