Stoned Notes

i only tweet from this account when i’m stoned. tune in for unhinged tweets about dinosaurs and titanic n shit

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aight. my thoughts on titanic (1997) while very stoned let's gooooo

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i’m both the subject and voyeur here any time I’m in an airport

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

I know this little gay seahorse made a meal out of telling all the girls about what really went on backstage after Ariel missed her debut at the concert. The Deuxmoi of the ocean floor.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

you’re telling me mike was hard when he made this lemonade?

[Bolt Railway Dog 🚂 @B_railway_dog]

lmao 😂

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“Have you ever read ‘A Child Called It’?”
“Is that the one with the clown?”

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

There’s a challengers typa thang going on with three of our dinos

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So… does anyone who speaks another language happen to know? I’m so intrigued!

(And also, if you speak more than one language, you’re a superstar ok love you bye.)

(8/8)

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I might be stupid (and I also only speak English, so that might be part of it) but…

…there is a wealth of accents in both the U.S. and Canada, of course, but the ✨general✨ accent of both countries is basically identical.

(1/)

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(And, I guess separately, I’m also curious HOW this happens, linguistically… how did so many distinct accents appear in the British nations, yet Canada and the U.S., broadly, sound identical to each other?)

(7/)

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

my uber driver just shared with me his belief that trends in human society are determined by the government waterboarding aliens until they pick a thing to be popular, and that’s why everyone suddenly had an air fryer at the same time. 1000 out of 5 stars

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Sufjan Stevens and St. Vincent should collab on a song about a nun and a youth pastor fucking and feeling bad about it (but the sex was great and a lil freaky) (but also the Pope knows)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bernard Hill has sadly passed away at the age of 79.

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Watching “The Idea of You” and it’s so so so bad and I LOOOOOOVE ITTTTTTT I LOVE IT IT’S SO BAD IT’S AMAZING

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@austindruiz me waiting for a table

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About to fucking SOB I’m stoned eating Tex-Mex Jesus Christ won’t he do it