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[roman @stonedroman]

When did we fall so far… why do people greet others, for the first time, like they’ve been friends for 10 years? I’m not your friend, don’t talk to me like I am.

[roman @stonedroman]

Look at these gorgeous beasts I had the pleasure working with.

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@TheCumpound

[roman @stonedroman]

Day five of walking 3 miles.
My legs are pulsating

[roman @stonedroman]

@unholytwink_ Maybe something in this style

[roman @stonedroman]

Desperately want a spine tattoo

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@ShitpostGate

[roman @stonedroman]

Someone remind me to cancel my duolingo plus in two weeks please

[roman @stonedroman]

@ianmiles Humiliating? It’s almost like they were paid and that’s there job..

[roman @stonedroman]

If you ask me a question and I just stare at you, that means you asked a stupid question with an obvious answer. Use your problem solving skills.. or common sense

[roman @stonedroman]

@PicturesFoIder

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@fuckedupfoods @ExplainThisBob

[roman @stonedroman]

Yeah.. I may be a bitch, a hypocrite, and get annoying at times..
but at least I don’t litter

[roman @stonedroman]

@Blackfire_2008 @RockyMountViews @waltermasterson Yeah but if kids nowadays (and kids generations to come) are the same as me… I learned about sex at 7 y/o and porn at 12 y/o… and honestly (this is my opinion) I MUCH rather teach my children about sex myself rather then a school.

[roman @stonedroman]

The urge to go train hopping right now..
Astronomical

[roman @stonedroman]

A rabbit just ran up to my car, looked at me for 5 seconds, then ran away..
did I do something wrong?

[roman @stonedroman]

Some of y’all need to hear this-
A cop will not pull you over if you are going 5-10 over the speed limit.
Of course this depends on the location/cop. Just think wisely.

[roman @stonedroman]

@imrllytired Ditto