Stoned Wisdom

I prefer to think of this as a wisdom dispensary. #StonedWisdom

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

Dude, anything happening in the world lately?

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I'm on such a high that the only person I feel that's on this level might be Snoop Dogg.

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

@davidleavitt Impeachment

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Keeping it real: "I'm going to go home and get stoned and drunk!"

Keeping it way too real: "I'm going to go home and get stoned and drunk and then jerk off and cry myself to sleep!"

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

Dude, @TonyRobbins is in such deep shit. 😆😂

#MeToo

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

@SportsWrld Wow so since, like, the Great Depression.

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Everything is made of stuff.
#StonedWisdom

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

A man with no weed is a man in dire need.

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@Todd_Spence If only they could hit toke up and relax. Oh, but that’s illegal. Weed is the demon and guns are cool. 🙄

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

@davidleavitt @U2 @wzlx Oh well, whatever, never mind.

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

Why in the fuck is a commercial describing gum as “playful”?

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

I’m so boned, I just want to get stoned but I need more bones to get stoned.

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

I’m watching that @undercover_cbs episode where the boss works with people, feels emotions, realizes that work is hard, and solves everyone’s issues with money 💰

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

@insomniaeb Keep ripping as fast and hard as possible.

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

BEES!

https://t.co/mPYnahvEje via @YouTube

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Watching that episode of @blackmirror where the main future tech is like killing a shitload of people. And like the one woman who can’t even get a driver’s license is going to... idk, murder the person who did it all?

[Stoned Wisdom @stonedwisdom420]

I don’t see the point in circles.

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@davidleavitt

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@davidleavitt stuff

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Spammers had me at "Get High.." and lost me when it was followed by "Quality".