Keeping it real: "I'm going to go home and get stoned and drunk!"
Keeping it way too real: "I'm going to go home and get stoned and drunk and then jerk off and cry myself to sleep!"
I’m watching that @undercover_cbs episode where the boss works with people, feels emotions, realizes that work is hard, and solves everyone’s issues with money 💰
Watching that episode of @blackmirror where the main future tech is like killing a shitload of people. And like the one woman who can’t even get a driver’s license is going to... idk, murder the person who did it all?