Stoneman🐻‍❄️

Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.

[Stoneman🐻‍❄️ @stonemanwitch]

My new book Whopperjaw is now available on Amazon!
A small town horror story about grief, family, boyhood, and how the past can haunt you. https://t.co/FzVs21JKCb

[Horror4Kids @horror4kids]

MirrorMask (2005) - Close To You

[only sitcom @onlysitcom]

No

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

IT WILL BE THE BEST 8 YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE CAT

[Stoneman🐻‍❄️ @stonemanwitch]

I tried to type the word “propensity” and it autocorrected to “peepee city”.
Sure, let’s go with that.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Directed by Robert Hiltzik

[Stoneman🐻‍❄️ @stonemanwitch]

@gfisworse My personal favorite.

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

people who don't wanna watch bad horror movies are so lame because wdym you don't wanna watch the velocipastor

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[Migli🔮 @artbymigli]

Anyway

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

saying “shut up” before skipping the ad is necessary.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Say what you will about the pervert in 10 Cloverfield Lane but the bunker was impressive. He had DvDs and everything

[Stoneman🐻‍❄️ @stonemanwitch]

Oh, this movie healed something in me as a closeted teenager.

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

one of the coolest bands to ever exist

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Ben Mankiewicz: Coming up, a first for Turner Classic Movies, I'm going to pull you through the TV screen and trap your soul, forever, in an old movie. There is nothing that can be done to stop this. Afterwards, 1945's Oscar-winning melodrama Mildred Pierce
Me: ooh mildred pierce

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my friend broke her ankle in high school and in the last few years made it her goal to work on her balance and now her feet are weirdly dexterous and sometimes she’ll be like “go ahead.. shove me” and when i shove her she just doesn’t budge and i go woww