My new book Whopperjaw is now available on Amazon!
A small town horror story about grief, family, boyhood, and how the past can haunt you. https://t.co/FzVs21JKCb
when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious
Ben Mankiewicz: Coming up, a first for Turner Classic Movies, I'm going to pull you through the TV screen and trap your soul, forever, in an old movie. There is nothing that can be done to stop this. Afterwards, 1945's Oscar-winning melodrama Mildred Pierce
Me: ooh mildred pierce
my friend broke her ankle in high school and in the last few years made it her goal to work on her balance and now her feet are weirdly dexterous and sometimes she’ll be like “go ahead.. shove me” and when i shove her she just doesn’t budge and i go woww