Stonk Interns

Because every Stonk Broker needs an intern.

8,888 unpaid interns on Robinhood Chain.

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Stonk Interns is fully public.

8,888 interns → 0.0003 ETH → 5 per wallet

No allowlist. No snapshot. No team reserve. No 1/1s. Delayed reveal.

The internship is open to everyone.

CLONK IN. 🧑‍💼

https://t.co/53M9fYaoIc

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Day 2 of the internship.

Turnout is what HR would call “an opportunity” if we hadn’t fired her.

Desks are still open. 0.0003. Just walk in.

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

https://t.co/53M9fY9QSE

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Good morning.

Walked into the office. Lights on. Coffee made. Eight thousand empty desks.

We’re hiring.

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Some of you are one bad mint away from finding out what your risk tolerance actually is.

This is not that mint. This is $0.54.

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

We built an allowlist. Spent two weeks curating it. Cross-referenced dead 2021 collections. Excluded contract addresses.

Then we looked at the engagement numbers.

It's public now. HR has been let go. Applications are no longer reviewed.

Fuck it, just walk in.

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

@ClutchMarkets @RobinhoodCrypto Built interns for you lot! Free for holders, 2 per broker, 20 cap per wallet. Snapshot was taken before I announced anything so it couldn't be farmed.

https://t.co/53M9fY9QSE

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

@osf_rekt @RektMkts Built interns for you lot. Free for holders, 2 per broker, 20 cap per wallet. Snapshot was taken before I announced anything so it couldn't be farmed.

https://t.co/53M9fY9QSE

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

@Web3Dolphin Snapshots were already taken for the WL phases at an undisclosed time. Do you hold any StonkBrokers or $stonkbroker ?

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Every intern wears a clearance badge.

Mailroom → Intern → Junior Analyst → Analyst → Associate → VP

Many of them are still in the mailroom. Some are VPs.

None of them are old enough to drive.

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

@bradcoopernft Snapshots taken! Will have to wait for public :)

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

@OxSimpleFarmer :)

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Mint page + full FAQ:
https://t.co/53M9fYaoIc

[Stonk Interns @stonkinterns]

Mint stages, August 6 (CST)

6 AM · Brokers · free · 2 per broker, max 20 · 8h
2 PM · $STONKBROKER X,XXX+ · 0.002 · 2 each · 6h
8 PM · Public · 0.003 · 5 each

Snapshots already taken. Nothing you buy now changes eligibility.