Captain Stonks

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@MechaNews_ 3-1 USA

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@jackcwhufc24 Bitching about a light beer tasting like water, moron.

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@marklevinshow Mark, what year did Israel become a country?

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@worldhockeyrpt Smart man, no income tax

[LEGIT SOCCER BETS @LegitSoccerBets]

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@Buccigross

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@RepThomasMassie @cspan

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@Buccigross That travel is gonna be horrendous

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@SenRandPaul Funny considering we hand all our money to other countries

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@alexbrasky Your right, all “traditional franchises” should make playoffs every year.

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@RevRayCistman That’s racist

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@MeatSauce1 Accurate

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@ReturnOfKappy They do this every game

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If any of these @CanadiensMTL players get a point tonight, one person who REPOSTS this wins a FREE stick!

It’s a massive Game 4… so let’s have some more fun 😁

#GoHabsGo | #StanleyCup

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Tough edit to the pod eh boys 😂 @MissinCurfew

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@JR_HIRSHey @Fully_Equipped @CallawayGolf Play Freebird

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@SStricklandMMA @GoldenKnights Go Tom Wilson @Capitals

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@RussoHockey We’re so cooked 😂

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@TheKanehB could you send me site access?

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@FriedgeHNIC Comical 😂