Rebekah | Parody

I like the kick in the face and the things you do to me. I love the way that it hurts. I don't miss you, I miss the misery. | Parody

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper I shall have to take your word for it.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper I should've known that you were being suspiciously amiable.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Careful. That almost sounded like you do enjoy my company.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Yes, well... Seems like old habits die hard.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Likewise, Stefan. I hope you know that.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Because I know from personal experience how awful it is to feel lonely.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Hello, Stefan.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Indeed.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper That sounds lonely.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Excellent.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Good.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper I know it wasn't, /Stefan/.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper I think that'd be what the youths call 'trauma dump'.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper A stroll down the road not doing it for you anymore? Don't tell me the girls stopped gawking.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper Why exactly were you searching for hot vampires?

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper On a rather regular basis, do with that as you wish.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@ByronicRipper You worry me sometimes.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@CunningHeretic It is every reflecting surface, really. Like a magpie.

[Rebekah | Parody @StoodByHim]

@CunningHeretic Perhaps the distraction you provide. It is getting rather tedious watching Kol stare at himself in the mirror all day.