Stool Pigeons

Poop research. Poop news. Poop stories. We talk about shit both literal and figurative.

[F. Mermaid Abraham @mish_olson]

Just three dudes lifting a rock at the Burger King.

[Tiffany Grayson @tiffany_grayson]

Whoa whoa whoa, Chrome. I visit pornh*b a normal amount, you narc.

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

@OrlandoPcomedy At Stool Pigeons we call that *The Prestige*

[F. Mermaid Abraham @mish_olson]

What is being a self-made billionaire if not your parents' success, persevering.

[F. Mermaid Abraham @mish_olson]

People say too many white guys have podcasts, but consider the alternative: we could be incorrectly summarizing stuff we read on Wikipedia to you in person.

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

This article has the endorsement of Stool Pigeons.

[Jen Freymond 💗💜💙 @jenfreymond]

Hey! A new piece of writing by me! Is it my masterpiece? Yes.

Now That I’ve Started Using a Bidet, I Realize That My Butthole Is Never Where I Think It Is | Points in Case https://t.co/sGqlCau3XH

[I Never Saw That (a podcast) @neversawthatpod]

Hey! Jen has a YouTube channel! The videos are very short. Watch them, and subscribe please! One is about all the money she made writing on Medium, and two are rough examples of a how-to series we’re starting. Thank you, friends. 🙏🏻

How-to: Bubblewrap https://t.co/MQxavhuLvN

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

I'm at a conference today and... @scarytoilet

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

@Schnoebunny Drink milk again. I dairy you.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Not to brag but I’m at a fancy portable toilet where a giant picture of Steve McQueen watches you pee

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

Warren 2020, if not for other reasons then I guess this will do.

[caroline doyle @cd0yl3]

in college i knew two guys (yes, guys!) who used an app where they marked everywhere they pooped on a map with pictures of said poop. for this reason (and others) i will be voting for elizabeth warren :)

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

Most people know King Louis XIV as the king who consolidated power with the monarchy and expanded the palace at Versailles, but he is also known as one of the first successful butt surgeries in history!
https://t.co/ryuKe6FwOQ

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

It happens to the best of us… Things stop moving as fast as we’d like…

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@cvspharmacy Let’s just say… this stuff works. 💪🏽🍄

[F. Mermaid Abraham @mish_olson]

I finally got my bidet hooked up! My bum is so happy!

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

This twitter feed comes highly recommended from Pidgey-town.

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

I know people have mixed feelings about the writing on this last season of #GoT, but the writing team at @QuiltedNorthern is knocking it out of the park!

[Quilted Northern® @QuiltedNorthern]

If you need to pause to visit YOUR throne in the battle ahead, the King in the Northern has your back…side. #GoT

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

@Schnoebunny 1. I assume so. Global warming at the North Pole caused Santa's poop to resurface and reanimate.
2. We'll have to remember to get that in the next episode.
3. No but it sounds fascinating! I (Mike) have been reading The Great Stink of London. Lot's of shit in their history.

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

Does a bear shit in the woods? If so, they should dig a hole 6-8" deep, 200 ft from any water, camp or trail. Oh wait, that's humans, bears can shit where they want. We talk about Leave No Trace on our latest episode!

https://t.co/UMiFnccTXh

[Stool Pigeons @stoolpigeonspod]

Two episodes in two weeks! We discuss pooping in space, wiping one's butt with seashells, and the tensile strength of Thanos' rectal walls (recorded before Endgame, so no spoilers), among other things.

https://t.co/3zgjoDyiaY