People say too many white guys have podcasts, but consider the alternative: we could be incorrectly summarizing stuff we read on Wikipedia to you in person.
Hey! A new piece of writing by me! Is it my masterpiece? Yes.
Now That I’ve Started Using a Bidet, I Realize That My Butthole Is Never Where I Think It Is | Points in Case https://t.co/sGqlCau3XH
Hey! Jen has a YouTube channel! The videos are very short. Watch them, and subscribe please! One is about all the money she made writing on Medium, and two are rough examples of a how-to series we’re starting. Thank you, friends. 🙏🏻
How-to: Bubblewrap https://t.co/MQxavhuLvN
in college i knew two guys (yes, guys!) who used an app where they marked everywhere they pooped on a map with pictures of said poop. for this reason (and others) i will be voting for elizabeth warren :)
Most people know King Louis XIV as the king who consolidated power with the monarchy and expanded the palace at Versailles, but he is also known as one of the first successful butt surgeries in history!
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I know people have mixed feelings about the writing on this last season of #GoT, but the writing team at @QuiltedNorthern is knocking it out of the park!
@Schnoebunny 1. I assume so. Global warming at the North Pole caused Santa's poop to resurface and reanimate.
2. We'll have to remember to get that in the next episode.
3. No but it sounds fascinating! I (Mike) have been reading The Great Stink of London. Lot's of shit in their history.
Does a bear shit in the woods? If so, they should dig a hole 6-8" deep, 200 ft from any water, camp or trail. Oh wait, that's humans, bears can shit where they want. We talk about Leave No Trace on our latest episode!
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Two episodes in two weeks! We discuss pooping in space, wiping one's butt with seashells, and the tensile strength of Thanos' rectal walls (recorded before Endgame, so no spoilers), among other things.
https://t.co/3zgjoDyiaY